Yumlet

The little piece of flesh just above my wifes bum crack.

"Honey, can you get me a coke?"
*wife turns around and walks towards the kitchen*
"Wow, that's one cute yumlet!"

by Johnny Wishbone January 25, 2004

Premature Yuletidation

The act of engaging in Christmas Cheer (putting up trees or lights, wearing holiday themed clothes, hiding Elves on Shelves, etc) prior to the midnight after Thanksgiving.

Bob's house has Christmas lights up already, and Thanksgiving isn't even for another week. He has a bad case of Premature Yuletidation.

by Wood2112 November 24, 2014

yuletard

The name given to the perennial Christmas cretin who, much to your shivering dismay, persists in overbearing, glib and frequently forceful Christmas related antics, throughout the whole of December. They are usually to be found in the workplace, probably nearest to the radio which will be blaring Yuletardenous songs of redundant festive delight, whilst they don their sparkly fucking reindeer antlers and gibber about how fucking lovely it all is.
Meanwhile an insignificant and tremendously vapid war of who can send their Christmas cards around the office first wages. Yuletards!

A few common examples of the behaviour of a yuletard (of which there are MANY, go on, I bet you know lots too):-
Turning the radio up at work when a Christmas song comes on; enjoying it; making reference to it; wearing fucking ironic Christmas headwear about it; displaying every fucking Christmas light you've ever seen outside their house which, unbeknownst to them, only really serves to advertise to potential burglars that 'hey, if we've got money to throw away on shitty Christmas lights and huge santas, imagine what presents you could steal'; discussing in minute detail every trail and fucking tribulation of their cretinous Christmas shopping expedition, right down to where they had their dinner; turning up for work in their woefully embarassing santa's little helper outift; banging on and fucking on and on and on about every little thing they are going to do, see, eat, wear, watch, drink, say over Christmas, thus sucking any possible pleasure to be had out of the occasion for them and every poor sod in earshot, including me, hence this.

by vapidleopard December 18, 2009

Yuletide Log

The massive shit you do on Boxing Day after stuffing your face on Christmas Day

Guy #1 - "Hey mate, where are you off to?"

Guy #2 - "It's time to release the Yuletide Log"

by Ayroxus94 March 9, 2016

yuletea

a seasonal drink mainly consisting of orange pekoe tea leaves and cloves. often left for santa clause by unsuspecting tea-drinkers. a last resort on scrabble to use up letters.

Aunt Colleen left yuletea for Santa, but he never drank it. )=

by skyboss January 9, 2009

yuletide trauma syndrome

The accumlation of stress and anxiety before/during/after Xmas.

"Around this time, me and my family suffer Yuletide Trauma Syndrome all too regularly."

by Izzyexile December 18, 2014

yumetheyumyum

A thirsty discord user who is also the owner of her ONLY server, a Genshin Impact Unofficial subserver, Yume-quarium. Probably a bisexual queen, but we'll never know.

"Yumetheyumyum is such a thirsty woman! Have you heard all the downbad things she says?"

by AnonymousAnonymityUser October 8, 2023