Yucca Valley 

A low income area, surrounded by small hills that we all call mountains. Everyone wears SoCal shirts and vans, wishing we were just like "California People" but many have never seen the beach.
Everyone but the old folks thinks our town and the dead looking desert plants are ugly and just cant wait to leave.
If you live in this town, you know how many kids end up addicts and pregnant at 16. There is a huge amount of tacky people wearing pajamas at Wal-Mart, and a huge amount of people who just cant afford to leave but want the best for their kids.

Good kids hang out at the public park in the day with their friends, drug deals go on at night. But no one is in danger, just too bored. The only thing to get into is drugs and alcohol.
We are all more prideful about the neighboring city, Joshua Tree. We say, "no, yeah" when we mean yeah and "yeah, no" when we mean no.

Is it just me or is everyone in Joshua Tree higher income?
Oh no, yeah. They definitely are, and they avoid the meth-head areas (yucca valley).

Yucca Valley by Small-townGirl January 22, 2019

Yucca Valley 

A hole in the earth's desert, where toothless people crawl out from under the rocks during Grubstakes parade or carnival. Oh and dont forget that they also love to come out during the fisrt week of the month, but ususally they just hang out at Wal-Mart. You can detect them though...they wear PJ's to town and sometimes you can catch the ring leaders wearing their slippers too.

Please do not tell me that you come from Yucca Valley, because I see that you have all your teeth.

Yucca Valley by DesertGirl May 17, 2008

yucca valley 

a place where it's not uncommon to see 7 year-olds barefoot running rampid across town carrying their parent's half empty vodka bottle they stole while mom and dad were sleeping. A lot of them wear SoCal or SRH, and if you ask them what SRH stands for, they'll flip you off, say, "Only TRUE stoners know, bra!" then drop their pants and continue fucking their sisters (see incest). Most of the 'cool' people are indeed inbreeding douchebags, and you can only fit in with them (let alone talk to them) is if you wear HCO and have a stick up your ass at all times. Hope you aren't shied away just yet, you'll miss the mexicans beat up some emo skanks in front of Toda Moda! Yes, mexicans (plural) because lord knows they couldn't stand in a fight if it was just one-on-one! At about 1AM, all the hoop-la is over, until someone writes a myspace bulletin about a party! Everyone who's ANYONE (and by anyone, i mean assholeslutskankuglybitchcocksuckerwhores) will be there! Don't go though, these are the types of people you need to avoid like the plague..

"Hey, let's go up to Yucca Valley tonight!"

"Well, I'm not an elitist neo-nazi so I don't think I'd get along with the people there."

yucca valley by MMMMMLEONARDoo August 19, 2009

yucca valley high school

The worst school ever. It 's in the middle of the desert in the shithole town known as Yucca Valley. Half of the kids are here because their parents forgot to where a condom. It is full of white trash, emos, illegal aliens, stoners, and methheads. All the girls are ugly and have stds. Some people realize how shitty it is and will do everything to leave.

Don't ever go to this school.

Person 1: "What school are you going to?"
Person 2: "Yucca Valley High School."
Person 2: "I hope you enjoy your stds and meth.

yucca valley high school by Hax Bro September 13, 2017

Y.V.H.S (yucca valley high school) 

the shittiest highschool a frehman can ever go to.

joe had to go to Y.V.H.S. he said its the shittiest school you can ever go to as a freshman.

Y.V.H.S (yucca valley high school) by nicky howen May 1, 2004