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A grumpy man and a real stubborn hard headed individual. He won't take compliments very well and tries to dodge them but a real sweetheart.. Has a soft side that's hard to believe is there... Its definitely his way or the highway but his way is the best way to go.. THAT'S where the fun is at!!!!!!
He's by far the grumpiest yovanni I know!!!!!!
yovanni by Ang2424 August 26, 2011
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A guy who hats Jesus.
"Man fuck Jesus he is so gay"-Yovanni
Yovanni by YeetGun420 March 9, 2020
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A boy who you how to love again, always carful and patient, gives everyone a shit ton of compliments and loves his friends, always checking up on them if he feels something is wrong. He's secretly a huge dork with a stupidly funny sense of humor, has a huge laugh and somehow ALWAYS knows how to cheer others up. Life is so much better with him by your side.
I'm so glad I met Yovanni.
Yovanni by anonymous April 22, 2024
very pretty girl who knows how to have fun . love being with her friends and is pretty funny ,has the most gorgous eyes, a very good friend .
girl: yovanna is pretty cool

:girl#2 i know rightt i love her eyes !!
Yovanna by niceboy:] May 31, 2011
Motivated, inspirated and determined to do anything as long as it's something our creator will appreciate. Shy person with many dreams to accomplish. Thankful for everything and has no regrets. Extremely handsome, great friend
Damn... that yovani over there man... I'd love to be one.
Yovani by El gio December 23, 2016
Very attractive. Conservative. Motivated. Would do anything to accomplish a dream, as long as our creator's laws are followed. Great friend. Dedicated
I'd love to be a yovani... all my conversations won't be dreams anymore
Yovani by The motinspired December 23, 2016
a sad little bald man
"Stop being such a yavanni."
"But I have hair!"
yavanni by entropyc November 10, 2020
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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