your old
your old by Imadethestupidestdefinition January 6, 2020
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Your old friend blue
A: hey do you remember your old friend blue
E:no I don’t who is blue
A:dude they literally spent every day at your house
E:no I don’t who is blue
A:dude they literally spent every day at your house
Your old friend blue by Rictus the guy February 24, 2019
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your old • Your old friend blue • Slap Your Older Twin Day • The best compliment your old man can get • you'll get it when your older • If you want to use your old handle, *click here* • your local old man • How old is your grandpa? • How old is your newspaper? • Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
The best compliment your old man can get
The best compliment your old man can get by Biafra J July 13, 2004
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If you want to use your old handle, *click here* by Hym Iam December 8, 2025
your local old man
Friend: damn look, its that local old man again
Me: oh yeah, he prob just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird
Me: oh yeah, he prob just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird
your local old man by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020
your local old man
Friend: its that guy again
Me: yeah thats just the local old man, he is just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird
Me: yeah thats just the local old man, he is just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird
your local old man by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020
How old is your grandpa?
A way to ask someone what score they got on a test. Used in the presence of teachers who don't want students sharing their test results.
Prima: Hey Dave, how old is your grandpa?
Secunda: 88. How old is yours?
Prima: 100.
Secunda: You son of a bitch.
Secunda: 88. How old is yours?
Prima: 100.
Secunda: You son of a bitch.
How old is your grandpa? by Schlang April 16, 2008
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