Your house 

Where Tenna is coming straight from right now

Coming straight from YOUR HOUSE!
(Coming straight from your house! (coming!))

Your house by amogusamoguseverywhere July 20, 2025

Your House is House Shaped 

You're doing something correctly.

The name stems from the act of drawing something and the accuracy of it's shape.

House = the act of doing something
Shape = how well you're doing it.

The farther away the house is from being house-shaped, the worse the person is at whatever they're trying to do.

Guy #1: I drew this house, but I think it looks more like a banana.
Guy #2: Naw man, your house is house shaped!

Your House is House Shaped by RykaLily August 17, 2011

Your House Man 

A man who comes to your house and stands outside your house.

“Hey bill there’s a man outside our house.”
“OH NO THE YOUR HOUSE MAN JDJFJDJDFJFJFJFUFJRJ”

Your House Man by My House Man March 16, 2020

fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking 

urban dictionary likes mugs

urban dictionary: "Get the fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking mug."
someone: "okay okay stop"

fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking by BenSav February 14, 2022

mind your house 

fotball term, protect your own goal. Written in a fotball novel.

Mind your house! That wanker over there had been roaring that since the start of the match. He probably didn’t even know what it meant, the stupid oul’ bollix. The ball was down at the Barry town goal, about the first time it had gone in that direction in the second half.

mind your house by Tombe November 26, 2006

do you have stairs in your house 

1. A nonsecret identifier between Something Awful forum goons. Canonical answer: "I am protected." In communal memory and appreciation of...

2. An Internet meme originating from Something Awful leader Richard Kyanka's famous "Space Robot Bonanza" ICQ prank, in which he successfully convinces a gullible person that he has created "space robots" from VCR parts to protect astronauts from "the terrible space secret". Unfortunately, the Pusher Robot (which shoves) and the Shover Robot (which pushes) have undertaken to protect the entire human race by pushing them down flights of stairs. Kyanka eventually switches to the persona of one of the robots and convinces the victim that the robots have "protected" Kyanka down the stairs. "The robot" then sends the victim into a panic by offering to protect him, asking for his location, and asking him "DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE". Similarly to AYBABTU, "DO YOU HAVE" was made into a song by The Laziest Men on Mars and then a Flash animation by Jonathan Robinson. However, in AYBABTU's case the song and animation are credited with kicking off the fad, while in "DO YOU HAVE"'s case they followed it.

"why are u guys all so mean"
"Do you have stairs in your house?"
"waht?"
"OK. FYAD."

do you have stairs in your house by Anonymous nongoon October 31, 2006

do you have stairs in your house 

A phrase used by www.somethingawful.com goons. It is derived from an old song regarding robots; the author of the song tried to gain fame equal to that of the All Your Base phenomenon. It failed to gain much popularity, but SA goons use the phrase to this day to identify other goons.

A special response is required to correctly answer this question and let the questioner know that one is indeed an SA goon. The generally accepted answer is "I am protected." Be aware that if you use this reply without actually being an SA goon, you may open yourself up to a world of hurt.

<Goon> do you have stairs in your house
<Bob> I am protected.
<Goon> GOONY GOON GOON GOONS GOONERY
<Goon> So how about that FYAD thread about mechagirl
<Bob> Fia-what? Who girl?
<Goon> goddamnit you got the stairs response from urbandictionary didnt you
<Bob> Yes.

do you have stairs in your house by Lurky McLurkflakes April 17, 2005