Your and You're 

Two words that are commonly mixed up by idiots who need to improve their shitty grammar. I see these kind of people very often over the internet, and it pisses me off. They also often sound very similar to this:

"z0mg d0000d you're hair is s000 awe3summ brahhhhh! your the awesomest doooood!!!!!11!!!!1!!!one!!!one!!"

Although some people have realized the true difference between the two words, let me explain the differences to those who still have not.

The word "Your" is used when showing possession.
The word "You're" is used when describing the person you are communicating with.

Examples of how you should really use the words Your and You're:

Your: Your hair. Your terrible grammar. Your small penis.

You're: You're the person with bad grammar. You're a faggot.

Your and You're by Mike Starace July 27, 2010

"Your and You're" Disease 

The, "Your and You're" Disease (YYD) is obtained when one is bemused whether to utilize "your" or "you're" to their statement or an interrogatory question as an example. "Your" is a possession, used to describe one's property or item. "You're" is a contraction for the words, "You are", although it does not matter which one is selected from "You're" and "You are". Many may attain this syndrome if they are exposed to:

- Social media memes

- The repetition of others typing wrong from right

- Lack of education

There are no known antibiotics nor medicinal syrups and pills to dispose of this disease, but there are a few procedural actions one may do to reduce the disease in general so it is barely noticed by others.

- Get a grammar book

- Learn from others

- Get an education

Person A.) Hey, your getting robbed.

Person B.) It seems your brain has already been stolen.

Person C.) Now that's some acute "Your and You're" Disease!

"Your and You're" Disease by Ninja of Logic May 26, 2014

if you're happy and you know it clap your hands 

Describes the action of a very happy person.

Also part of a song.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
*clap* *clap*

if you're happy and you know it clap your hands by wintergreenisgreen June 29, 2022

the difference between you're and your 

Your is a possession, and you're means you are, you idiot.

YOU'RE a dumb skunt because YOUR grammar is horrid, just like YOUR face
Wow I'm so glad I know the difference between you're and your!

the difference between you're and your by Ur fucking face February 10, 2015

if you're happy and you know it clap your hands 

Describes the action of a very happy person.

Also part of a song.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
*clap* *clap*

if you're happy and you know it clap your hands by wintergreenisgreen June 29, 2022

You’re sexy and Your meat is huge

A compliment, used to describe epic men.

Rin: You’re sexy and your meat is huge
Jay: MY MEAT IS HUGE

You’re sexy and Your meat is huge by Soloskeleton October 7, 2019

i will murder your whole family and eat their corpses then puke it and make you eat it you retard 

If someone says this to you its clear that they very much disagree with what you say even if its a fact

Triangle: you're pointless
Circle: i will murder your whole family and eat their corpses then puke it and make you eat it you retard

i will murder your whole family and eat their corpses then puke it and make you eat it you retard by Urbdicdayismay23 September 11, 2023