you shit me

Name: you shit me Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

What you say when you hear something from someone that you don't beleive. Something unthinkable is being explained, your response. Reciprocated more often than not with "I shit you not".

p1: Dude, you guys got to meet Samuel L Jackson? Your shitting me!

p2: I shit you not dude! I shook the motherfucker's hand!

you shit me by Hyper-z July 5, 2005

Get the you shit me mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

you shit me

you must be joking, I cannot believe you, I think you are lying

you slept with that bitch last night? you shit me.

you shit me by Anonymous November 17, 2002

Get the you shit me mug.

You shit me like no other

Out of all the people in the world who give me the shits, you’re No 1.

My mate was on my back like a singlet so I told him,” You shit me like no other.”

You shit me like no other by Rob Edgar July 8, 2022

Get the You shit me like no other mug.

THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

When a manchild gets heavily offended by a 9-year-old's comment. Most famously coined by the Twitch streamer "Ninja" when he took the bait of a little kid in-game.

Ninja shoots 9-year-old
9-year-old: "aw fuck u faggot"
Ninja: "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?"
9-year-old: "HA U RAGE XD"
Ninja: "FUCJKCJXGVIOKFDJGOIKDSMGFKL;SDMFLS"

THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT by That random guy thing December 2, 2018

you scared the shit out of me

When someone comes suddenly and you were not expecting and you felt terribly frightening. You were so frightened that you meant that the person made the shit comes out from you.

Ohhh , you scared the shit out of me

you scared the shit out of me by SilBrazil January 31, 2016

Get the you scared the shit out of me mug.

the fuck you say to me you little shit

Ninja when he is called a fagot by a kid on h1z1 and goes all out

Kid: aw fuck you fagot
Ninja: THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

the fuck you say to me you little shit by Blqckout April 25, 2019

Get the the fuck you say to me you little shit mug.

buy me honda, I love you no shit

Type of marriage proposal used by Filipina women to western men. Implies endless sex and balut in exchange for a house in Manila Mesa, CA and financial support to everyone in her extended family for as long as you shall live.

Patron: Get a San Miguel please.

Bargirl: Oh hot daddio, buy me honda, I love you no shit!

Patron: Just beer, thanks.

buy me honda, I love you no shit by wheaty June 20, 2005

Get the buy me honda, I love you no shit mug.

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

Word of the Day on October 28, 2026

Get the sexspan mug.

womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

Word of the Day on October 27, 2026

Get the womp mug.

Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Get the Poggers mug.

Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Get the Oblication mug.

Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Get the Surf Dracula Syndrome mug.