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You Whateva 

A saying yelled by only the hardest core of the hard core OG thugs residing in the straight ghetto projects of the infamous Massapequa. Originated from the illest forillest Angela, who throws mad shit at peoples heads while they be chillen doin other shit, especially while their smoking bogernaughts.
Rabi-"YOU WHATEVA!"
Matt- "RABI SHUT THE FUCK UP"
Rabi-(louder) "YOU WHATEVA"
Gennaro "SHUT THE FUCK UP"
Ryan-"ahahha"
Angela-*hits ryan with random shit
Ryan-"FUCK, FUCKING STOP"
Angela-"YOU WHATEVA!"
Matt-"AHAAHAHAA"
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Whatever you say so queso

This is a phrase used to agree to somebody's suggestion because you do not want to argue (much like the phrase: "Whatever you say"). However, when you think about it, it literally makes zero sense.
Person who is definitely less than 6 feet tall: " Yeah, I'm 6'5'' "
You: "Whatever you say so queso."

whatever you say 

You say this in response to something someone tells you that isn't true nevertheless they want you to believe what it is they're lying about.
Him: Even though I clearly said Millennial, I am not a millennial. I honestly just have a foot-up-the-nose disorder. It's a very serious medical condition.

You: Whatever you say bro!
whatever you say by He-ro December 6, 2018

Whatever You Want 

This is what a man is willing to say (or do) in order to get his dick sucked.
Girlfriend - Hey baby, I'm excited to see you when I get back in town. Could you clean up the house before I get home?
Boyfriend - Whatever you want. As long as I get a blowjob.
Whatever You Want by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

do whatever you want day 

do whatever you want day is on February 28. It's the day where you can do whatever you want. Pretty cool, huh?
"hey dude, what are you doing?" "im making siberia it's own country" "why" "its do whatever you want day"

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detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it? 

Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*

whatever you say, it dont mean shnat 

what joe kim said on the bus ride to wharton
2. pissed off dutch person
joe kim said whatever you say it dont mean shnat for the whole bus ride to wharton.