You Tunes 

Using you tube as a primary source of music, instead of using iTunes as a music player. Usually done by people who are not computer savvy, or cheap.

Carlos: Hey, did you download the playlist I gave you to your iTunes for the party tonight?
Romeo: Nah, I couldn't out how, so I'm just going to use you tunes tonight.

Julio: ah man, I don't want to pay for the new eminem song, I'm just going to listen on you tunes.

You Tunes by Bicuspid2011 May 1, 2010

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

"I'd like you to lend me some money"

Etymology is from the cartoon "Popeye", where the character Wimpy would frequently utter this phrase. He was a glutton, and would consume burgers at a ferocious rate but could rarely pay for his habit.

The phrase implies the underlying feeling that the person will unlikely actually pay for the hamburger (or whatever) on Tuesday (or ever, for that matter.

I told my bank that I'd gladly 'pay them tuesday for a hamburger today' to buy that new sportscar, but they wouldn't approve me.

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today by Don Engel May 17, 2004

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

From Popeye cartoons. Line often uttered by Popeye's portly friend Wimpy. Of course, "Tuesday" would never come, and so Wimpy constantly secured himself a free lunch. Thus the line is used to jokingly indicate that one would like to "borrow" something without any real intention of ever paying you back.

At the movies:

Bob: Aw man, I forgot my wallet! Hey Joe, I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a movie ticket today...?

Joe: Yeah whatever...I'll buy your sorry ass another movie ticket just shut up.

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today by beavinator May 17, 2004

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

Phrase used by Wimpy, Popeye's hungry pal. Song from the 1980 movie "Popeye."
An appeal for a small loan that will not be payed back.
Generally used by a person who considers themself a likeable egomaniac.

"I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today!" (sung)

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today by Bunny Rivera May 17, 2004

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A line used by Popeye's gambling and hamburger loving friend Wimpy in the Live-Action Popeye film.

Winpy- "A genuine hamburger for the Gentleman. I'm buying."
Random dude- "Gee thanks."
Server dude- "Who's paying?"
Wimpy- "I'm buying. He's paying."

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today by JerRyuKen714 May 17, 2004

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A song my friends and I sing in the lunch line at school. Why? Nobody knows.

Sky: I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Amber&Emily: She will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Innocent Bystander1: What in the hell does that mean?
Innocent Bystander2: Nobody really knows, they just sing it every day to piss off the lunch ladies.

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today by SkyPullera May 17, 2004

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

a monetary lone with a set payment date.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Becomes:

"If you buy me a hamburger today I'll pay you back on Tuesday"

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today by Ashley Cobb May 18, 2004