Definitions by beavinator

bunce 

Usually used in context of a video game: To either accidentally or on purpose push or deflect another player, causing them to fall off a ledge or platform, miss an intended objective, or fail in any other way. Popularized by Gavin Free of Achievement Hunter.

Ohhh, sausages! I would've made that jump, only Ryan bunced me just as I was about to land!

bunce by beavinator February 14, 2015

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

From Popeye cartoons. Line often uttered by Popeye's portly friend Wimpy. Of course, "Tuesday" would never come, and so Wimpy constantly secured himself a free lunch. Thus the line is used to jokingly indicate that one would like to "borrow" something without any real intention of ever paying you back.

At the movies:

Bob: Aw man, I forgot my wallet! Hey Joe, I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a movie ticket today...?

Joe: Yeah whatever...I'll buy your sorry ass another movie ticket just shut up.

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today by beavinator May 17, 2004