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You Tits 

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You Tits by Koolkat69420 June 25, 2018
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Tits You Know (T.Y.K) 

If you have seen tits from a girl at school. They are more important then pornstar tits because you see them at school every day.
(You) I saw so-and-so's tits.

(Friend) So who cares. They arent even that big or that nice.

(You) So who cares they are tits you know (T.Y.K).

Dont get you're tits in a twist 

When you get pissed at something and your freind decide to say dont get you're tits in a twist
Person 1: fortnite is the best game
Person 2: (angry noises)
Person 1: dont get you're tits in a twist its just a joke

I'm just pissing on you're tits

Usually followed by a joke or an untruth to show you were just kidding; it's kind of like saying "I'm just yanking you're chain"
Guy 1: "Hey man, you're girlfriend gave me head last night"

Guy 2: "What?! Are you serious?!"

Guy 1: "Nah, I'm just pissing on you're tits haha"

calm you're tits 

When a person have their pms you tell them to calm youre tits to make sure it's all good. It's the cock blocker of periods.
Hey franco calm you're tits. Says Carlos

tits on you 

If you don't leave sufficient time for the security line at the airport, and subsequently miss your flight, well, tits on you.
tits on you by jerkyboy68 May 21, 2013

I will punch you in the tits 

A phrase commonly used in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene to ward off mother hens trying to cock block.
Fat Chick: "No, Kerri, we need to go!"

Bar Patron: "Woman, I will punch you in the tits!"
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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