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you’re welcome 

you’re welcome is a longer and more formal use of the term “fuck off”.

not many people use the term “you’re welcome” anymore which is why most people nowadays may not know what it means, which could be the reason why you are here; many people also may want to know the real meaning of the term “fuck off” as it what most people use these days to reply to someone after saying thank you, that could also be why you’re here.

it can be used in so many ways, for example
megan: thank you!
you: you’re welcome!
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You’re Welcome 

You’re Welcome!
Hym “Aww you’re welcome sweetie! I love being able to enrich the lives of others!”
You’re Welcome by Hym Iam October 5, 2022

you're welcome

The only phrase in the english language that has no correct response other than changing the subject entirely.
you: Thanks for the cheeseburger.

a friend: You're welcome.

you: I......yeah, so.....um, I'll...... yes.

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you: Thanks for forgiving me about the whole "pizza" thing.

a friend: You're welcome.

you: So that was some pretty fine bowling, wasn't it? I mean those guys are professionals.
you're welcome by Manamanah March 29, 2009

You're Welcome

A phrase used by Maui in his song "You're Welcome".
Can be sung at the top of lungs to annoy the shit out of people.
Person 1: Hey dude, thanks for helping me get that date!
Person 2: YOU'RE WELCOME! I'M JUST AN ORDINARY DEMIGUY!
Person 1: Shut up or I will shove your ass down your throat.

You're Welcome

A polite way to to respond to thanks. Implies that the other person is welcome to ask for any other favors. Synonymous with no problem.
Howard: Thanks for washing the dog, Pete.

Pete: You're welcome.
You're Welcome by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

You're welcome

When a grammar nazi corrects your use of your welcome. You know who you're.
You're a gramma nazi. Yes that's gramma without a R. Your welcome.

You're welcome had to be used in the example box. Screw you urban dictionary.

#gramma nazi
You're welcome by Gramma nazi June 7, 2015

you're welcome

Something to say when a co-worker sneezes and there are others in the room. Always gets a laugh due to its incongruity.

For tonz 'o laffs, be prepared with a list of other pointless customary statements for when the person sneezes many times in succesion, e.g.
yes please
fine thank you
I'm sorry
no thank you
(sneeze) you're welcome
(sneeze) yes please
(sneeze) fine thank you
(sneeze) I'm sorry
(sneeze) no thank you
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