Someone who uses acronyms to talk which is trying to say your going to give them a blowjob. L short form for lick and D for Dick. B could also be switched or added for L your D and/or B meaning balls.

Crazy acronym girl: Thanks for the ride. If you want I'll L your D.

L your D by Linage January 19, 2010

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yourdailywtakes

A well-known drag queen who loves to spread his cheeks to the world.

Skills: Drops the soap intentionally in prison

Status: Asshole currently penetrated by 1000 men

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you're acting a bit like yourdailywtakes today

yourdailywtakes by jaggerjack1 May 3, 2022

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yourdaikonassistant

A yourdaikonassistant (aka Gigi) is a great friend. She will always be there for you and deserves the world. I love her so much and I’m so honored to have a friend like her <3 she is so talented and so pretty and so funny and so so so so very kind, I don’t even know how a soul like mine could ever get along with someone like her. In conclusion, yourdaikonassistant (Gigi) is just the best, most funniest, most kindest, most creative, most interesting, most beautiful, most talented person, and the world deserves to know how amazing she is. (Ily, Gigi - your secret admirer 🤯)

yourdaikonassistant? I know her! She’s so cool!

yourdaikonassistant is so funny!!!

I’m so lucky to know yourdaikonassistant! She’s a great person

Ah, look, it’s yourdaikonassistant talking about her romance fantasies again

yourdaikonassistant by Anonymousducky November 4, 2022

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National Prove Your D Isn’t Small

You have the right to ask someone to prove they don’t have a shrimp. They must not back down today..

Ally: I am so sad, I think Johnny has a small d. Maria: It’s okay, since today is “National Prove Your D Isn’t Small” you can ask him! Ally: Really??? Maria: Yes!

National Prove Your D Isn’t Small by Dontbackdown671 April 19, 2020

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s your d

a shortened version of the phrase "suck your dick."

see also: blowjob.

"It is customary on the third date for your lover to s your d."

s your d by Aaron Little May 25, 2006

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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