Yopping

To eat with the loudest possible decibels and most disgusting mouth action ever know to man kind. Usually children owned by parents without table manners. Also a favorite of the elderly in community cafes. On rare occasions you will witness yopping by upstanding pillars of the community who often 'disappear' a few weeks later under mysterious circumstances.

You're yopping. Stop at once, move at once or prepare to be harmed.

by Darmonatrix February 13, 2012

Yopping

Yopping is the process of walking whilst drinking the yoghurt drink yop. This abilitity is a rare skill and beginers should not attempt to Yop at speed. Only the Yop monks of tibet have the combination of ballance and awareness that is needed to master the skill of yopping at great speed. Again i repeat the warning, do not attempt yopping at speed as this may result in spillage, strawberry smelling clothes and DEATH.

"Dude where have you been?"
"I was like yopping down the street last week and tried doing it quickly but failed and i've been in a comma all week"
"Dude"
"I guess i learnt my lesson"
"Rad"

by Yopmonk2408 July 12, 2009

yopping

the art of throwing your yop at someone

yo lipinksi was commiting yop crimes all night

by oakville thugz May 1, 2005

Yopping

It basically just means 'Masturbating'

''Are you yopping right now?!''
''yeah im watching Mia Khalifa''

by Solid Scream June 29, 2019

yopping

the simple act of one opening a yop

friend 1: what you up to?

friend 2: ya know just yopping.

friend 2: shut up

by Gwazzo March 19, 2025

Yopping Off

To be exuding raw emotion and power is to yop off.

"If these kids come trick treat round here, Ima be yopping off over here!"-Kevin Spacey

by Yopp off November 23, 2017

Yapping

The act of speaking without discretion at length to an uninterested audience resulting in discomfort, annoyance, and/or discontent. yap derives from the annoying bark produced by small dog.
many other terms or "portmanteaus" incorporate "yapping"
Yapanese: when someone yaps so much they appear to no longer be speaking English

Yapathon: when a person yaps so extensively they could have ran 42 km or 26 miles during their tangent
Yapghanistan: to yap so much that it could be considered as an act of terrorism

Man 1: yes so my daughter just got a good VCE result i'm so proud next week the wife and I...
Man 2: okay buddy quit yapping this ain't yapghanistan here we speak English not yapanese, now beat it pal!

by Man glaser August 16, 2023