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ages, yonks

Slang. Adjective. Describes a long duration of time, normally when that length of time seems insignificant, or unlikely to ever eventuate.
An extention of the Aussie slang, yonks.
"That was yonkles ago! Get over it"

"I'm not 18 for yonkles!"
yonkles by nutgirl January 28, 2007
Words you can keep
a word that is used for a colourful way to say "yes" or a word for any part of the body which grandparents would refer to as "naughty"
- are you a fan of the meat pie?
- yonkles mate
OR
- oh yes please! touch my yonkles
Yonkes is an informal (slang) Spanish word used for junk and/or junk-yards. Yonkes does NOT refer to "Yankees" as some monolingual English people erroneously assume. This word is iconic at Chicano Park in Barrio Logan, San Diego, CA thanks to a civil-rights-era mural that reads "Varrio Si, Yonkes No." Meaning "yes to community, no to junk-yards." This was in response to the City of San Diego's decision to zone junk-yards in a heavily Mexican community during the 1960's.
Spanish: Vamos a los yonkes a comprar unas partes para mi carro.
English: Let's go to the junk-yards to buy some parts for my car.
Yonkes by juancalcala July 19, 2011

Yonkle Fonkle 

The title of a person who refuses to stop being addicted to butts.
Froggity: I love to look at butts all day.

Buttlo: You Yonkle Fonkle get a life

yoinkles 

when he was neudered, that cat lost his yoinkles.
yoinkles by adreneline school January 12, 2009
a delicious potatoe treat, usually served at itatlian restruants with tamatoe sauce
gnokies = yonkies
yonkies by yonkie lover January 24, 2010

Yolkless 

Of or having little to no substance, whereas there was substance before; lacking courage, spineless, with little nerve. One who, once hardened to life's circumstances, now breaks easily under pressure.

Usually use in reference to a person who has recently become a shell of a former self, for whatever reason.
"After Andy's marriage dissolved, he found himself yolkless."

"C'mon, get out of the house for once. You're starting to get yolkless."
Yolkless by A.J. McLugh July 4, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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