A religion that consists entirely of trying to communicate through baby noises and high-pitched squeals. Most of the time, it does not work.
Person A: Hey, why are you making all those noises? I can't understand you.
Person B: Sorry I'm a follower of Yongism. (Cue high pitched squeal)
Person B: Sorry I'm a follower of Yongism. (Cue high pitched squeal)
by B3rnie Sanders April 8, 2021
Get the Yongism mug.Yonism is the sacred doctrine of the divine feminine. It derives from the world's most ancient knowing that MOTHER is GOD, not father.
Yonism is the return to fertility worship of the Goddess. Yonist practitioners bow down and worship the black woman as the living representation of God. Her vagina being the path to source; as it is the portal from which all humans arise and therefore, the place of veneration and worship.
Yonism is the return to fertility worship of the Goddess. Yonist practitioners bow down and worship the black woman as the living representation of God. Her vagina being the path to source; as it is the portal from which all humans arise and therefore, the place of veneration and worship.
David believes the black woman is God, lives by her wisdom and follows her leadership; therefore David is a yonist and practices yonism.
Yonism rivals all other faiths because it is the religion of the black goddess.
In yonism, God's pronouns are "SHE/HER"... Anything else is blasphemy!
Yonism rivals all other faiths because it is the religion of the black goddess.
In yonism, God's pronouns are "SHE/HER"... Anything else is blasphemy!
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Get the Yonism mug.(pronounced yogi-ism) A malapropism (see Webster's Dictionary) stating truth in a humorous manner, attributed to famous New York Yankee catcher, Yogi Berra.
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Yogism is fucking mad
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Yogism is fucking mad
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