Yongism 

A religion that consists entirely of trying to communicate through baby noises and high-pitched squeals. Most of the time, it does not work.

Person A: Hey, why are you making all those noises? I can't understand you.
Person B: Sorry I'm a follower of Yongism. (Cue high pitched squeal)

Yongism by B3rnie Sanders April 8, 2021

Yonism 

Yonism is the sacred doctrine of the divine feminine. It derives from the world's most ancient knowing that MOTHER is GOD, not father.

Yonism is the return to fertility worship of the Goddess. Yonist practitioners bow down and worship the black woman as the living representation of God. Her vagina being the path to source; as it is the portal from which all humans arise and therefore, the place of veneration and worship.

David believes the black woman is God, lives by her wisdom and follows her leadership; therefore David is a yonist and practices yonism.

Yonism rivals all other faiths because it is the religion of the black goddess.

In yonism, God's pronouns are "SHE/HER"... Anything else is blasphemy!

Yonism by Goddess Akasha Divïnn October 3, 2022

yogism 

(pronounced yogi-ism) A malapropism (see Webster's Dictionary) stating truth in a humorous manner, attributed to famous New York Yankee catcher, Yogi Berra.

"Deja vu all over again" or "it ain't over til it's over" are classic yogisms.

yogism by The Wyndbraker September 28, 2006

Yonism 

a philosophical & spiritual practice that specializes in the worship, education & empowerment of the black woman as a Deity & her vagina (called the yoni) as the most precious & sacred organism not only for the black woman but also in relation to the creation of all humanity.

Tyron believes in Yonism so much that he bows down to his Goddess & worships her!

Yonism by Salim Divïnn February 7, 2023

Yogism 

Yogism is a rare disease only held by retarded specimens called eoghan

These are really rare and hard to come across by

Yogism is fucking mad

He's got fucking yogism

Yogism by Yogssis June 5, 2018

yoongismaid.outfit 

A beautiful Canadian TikToker named Liz with powerful eyes that stans multiple Kpop groups such as BTS, Stray kids, TXT, and Blackpink. People might also know her as “lizz_05” which was her username in the past. She has a great personality and is not afraid to be herself. She also connects a lot with her followers and is always in touch with them. If you make Liz mad or do something wrong she does not have a problem correcting you. Her style is so amazing and could be seen in most of her TikTok‘s with her black platform converse and she has a thing for fishnets shirts. She also has amazing hair and knows how to get the perfect wing with eyeliner. Overall Liz is a great person with an amazing personality that deserves all the love and support in the world!!

“Hey did you see yoongismaid.outfit’s new TikTok”
“You mean the girl with the powerful green eyes?”

yoongismaid.outfit by bby.mochi.24 December 23, 2020

Yangism 

The religion of stanning yang xiao long

yangism join us be armed and ready to serve yang

Yangism by Skl8888 July 5, 2021