yonis: (noun) 19 year old albanian virgin immigrant who spends his days learning hip hop dance moves, "threatening" people with a cap gun, and stalking mexican guys and underage girls, but still coming up empty-handed. In the night he lurks in the shadows watching HBO Latino. Hates all races, including his own. Looks up to White Supremacist Wayne as a roll model. Believes strongly in the usage of the "N" word. Chronic masturbater. Vocabulary consists of "say somethin'" and "yo man". Compares himself to Negrodomis. Has carried the same condom in his wallet since 1993. Makes God-like predictions. Once deep throated an entire banana. Abstinent, but not by choice.
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Girl: Are you going to YonisFest?
Her Friend: Who is Yonis?
Girl: You know the 2 stepping Albanian
Her Friend: Oh shit I saw that....no
Her Friend: Who is Yonis?
Girl: You know the 2 stepping Albanian
Her Friend: Oh shit I saw that....no
by harrybeaver November 2, 2007
Get the yonismug. by Jan Robinson December 2, 2003
Get the Yonimug. He’s a cute Mexican boy that is really really sweet he calls you princess and baby girl and he’s the best boy out there and he doesn’t call just any girl princess or baby girl it’s only with someone special
by Kuuuuuraaaaa April 19, 2019
Get the Yonymug. by Chodu September 19, 2005
Get the yonimug. by Anonymous June 4, 2001
Get the yonimug. by NaNcIbOi November 4, 2003
Get the yonimug. The literal definition of a puss magnet. His attractiveness is so strong he turns straight men gay faster than James Charles. Yoni also causes mass flooding no matter where he goes due to the major flooding cause by women’s leaking vaginas. All yoni’s have the n-word pass as they are all black. The epitome of human performance and appearance. A literal god among men.
Dan: Holy shit, that guy is a total yoni!
Craig: I think I just came so hard I shot a hole through my pants
Craig: I think I just came so hard I shot a hole through my pants
by LittleFigger May 14, 2019
Get the Yonimug.