Yonis
He is a very handsome guy, tall, often from East Africa, talks a lot and even has a big heart and respects people that has respect for him back!
Yonis by Unknown0789 December 11, 2016
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yonis: (noun) 19 year old albanian virgin immigrant who spends his days learning hip hop dance moves, "threatening" people with a cap gun, and stalking mexican guys and underage girls, but still coming up empty-handed. In the night he lurks in the shadows watching HBO Latino. Hates all races, including his own. Looks up to White Supremacist Wayne as a roll model. Believes strongly in the usage of the "N" word. Chronic masturbater. Vocabulary consists of "say somethin'" and "yo man". Compares himself to Negrodomis. Has carried the same condom in his wallet since 1993. Makes God-like predictions. Once deep throated an entire banana. Abstinent, but not by choice.
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Girl: Are you going to YonisFest?
Her Friend: Who is Yonis?
Girl: You know the 2 stepping Albanian
Her Friend: Oh shit I saw that....no
Her Friend: Who is Yonis?
Girl: You know the 2 stepping Albanian
Her Friend: Oh shit I saw that....no
yonis by harrybeaver November 2, 2007
Yonis
Pussy destroyer. Absolute sigma male chad. Gets all the women. What more needs to be said? Absolute rug muncher
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There has never been such a sexy boi such as Yonis, he knows when to pull out and has a great sense of humor. If he wants to he can get every girl in the world, and his greatest achievement is that he is better than Tobias.
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