Yonis

He is a very handsome guy, tall, often from East Africa, talks a lot and even has a big heart and respects people that has respect for him back!

Yonis is a very nice guy!

by Unknown0789 December 11, 2016

yonis

yonis: (noun) 19 year old albanian virgin immigrant who spends his days learning hip hop dance moves, "threatening" people with a cap gun, and stalking mexican guys and underage girls, but still coming up empty-handed. In the night he lurks in the shadows watching HBO Latino. Hates all races, including his own. Looks up to White Supremacist Wayne as a roll model. Believes strongly in the usage of the "N" word. Chronic masturbater. Vocabulary consists of "say somethin'" and "yo man". Compares himself to Negrodomis. Has carried the same condom in his wallet since 1993. Makes God-like predictions. Once deep throated an entire banana. Abstinent, but not by choice.

Sexual experiences include:

Girl: Are you going to YonisFest?
Her Friend: Who is Yonis?
Girl: You know the 2 stepping Albanian
Her Friend: Oh shit I saw that....no

by harrybeaver November 2, 2007

Yonis

Pussy destroyer. Absolute sigma male chad. Gets all the women. What more needs to be said? Absolute rug muncher

I wish I were a Yonis

by SigmaJohn November 8, 2021

Yonis

Yonis is a black person that attacks people.

Oh he is gonna Yonis me

by Attack December 13, 2016

Yonis

There has never been such a sexy boi such as Yonis, he knows when to pull out and has a great sense of humor. If he wants to he can get every girl in the world, and his greatest achievement is that he is better than Tobias.

Who is that horny looking boy, That's Yonis, who else

by Defenitly not a biba May 27, 2017

Yonis

A gansta from the middle of danish city "Århus"

Look at that Yonis standing over there , he looks hardcore.

by murder3000 June 4, 2017

Yonis

A slang term used to describe doing lines of cocaine, or cocaine itself.

"Hey man, Wheres your yonis at?" "Right here chalk shome up."

by That3rdGuy September 19, 2019