Yolotzi is an amazing person like she has no idea how much her friends love her though. She will help you with anything! She loves to spoil her friends too. She makes them feel like the bestpeople every and the most important as well. Although she is a party girl with feelings but she knows her limit...I think. She’s unpredictable sometimes but she’s so amazing. If you have a Yolotzi in your life keep her because she’s literlly the sweetest person ever and will love you unconditionally if you treat her well. She is very determined and is going to accomplish very good things in life...there is literally one Yolotzi in the world and that’s what makes her even more special. Fall in love with her and she would make you feel like the only guy in the world.
Guy: Look at Yolotzi she so fine
Girl: I know right
The moment when someone tries to do something they otherwise wouldn't do under the banner of YOLO, and fails miserably and the end result is hysterically funny to the person watching.
Jock 1: Hey Schneebly, if you can get with that chick from the cheerleading club, i'll join the chess club and tell everyone you're hung with a massive bear cock, shlonger than a horse
Nerd 1: One would hypothesise that the chances of that happening are little to zero. but oh well as they do say, 'You Only Live Once'
*Schneebly triumphantly fails and bears the embarrassment of a horrendous wet patch around the genitalia for the rest of the day. the excitement of it all also leaves a nasty amount of fresh knob cheese strewn all over his new boxers.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.