Yoinkad 

Urban dictionary dumb as hell

Urban dictionary is so yoinkad

Yoinkad by End me now January 24, 2022

Yoinked 

To take something without permision and or with surprise.

You totally yoinked my food!

Yoinked by Iciceberg May 22, 2006

Get Yoinked 

A more friendly way of saying “get rekt”

The equivalent of saying “What in tarnation” instead of “what the fuck”

“Please don’t shoot me!” Said the stranger, being cornered into an ally by a robber.

Suddenly Spider-Man shows up and stabs the man to death, uttering the words, “Get Yoinked”

Get Yoinked by BarfBelly77 September 4, 2019

get yoinked 

When you steal a small thing (usually food) from someone in a funny context, and you want to say something retarded that makes them laugh.

e.g.
Person 1: *takes biscuit from person 2's hands*
Person 2: Hey! Fuck you!
Person 1: Haha! Get yoinked!

get yoinked by le zoink December 12, 2018

porn yoinked 

When you're watching porn and as soon as you're about to cum, the camera cuts to the guys face or ballsack effectively stopping your climax dead in its tracks

Me: I was watching porn the other night and right when I hit the spot the frame cut to the guy's stupid O face
Trey: Man that sucks. Did you at least get off?
Me: Yeah but I still felt like is been cheated
Trey: Sounds like you got porn yoinked brotha

porn yoinked by EspanolaDave March 3, 2015

yoinked 

The act of having an item stolen
see yoink

I used to love my woman till some bastrd Yoinked her!

yoinked by Blue Pierced Pixie March 31, 2003

Yoinkable 

Describes a person/object that is being observed as defenseless and ready to be stolen.

Those toddlers look really yoinkable

Yoinkable by U35creations April 21, 2022