Yoghurt Rifle

Male Genitalia

"you've put yoghurt everywhere with your yoghurt rifle"

by itchyscrot July 14, 2003

pump action yoghurt rifle

male genitalia

I filled her to the brim with my pump action yoghurt rifle.

by grem November 03, 2003

pump-action yoghurt rifle

noun.

A bloke's spam dagger. also known as a single-barrel pump-action yoghurt rifle

I extracted my love length from her fanjita and took aim at her balcony. Then I unleashed the full, merciless, fury of my pump-action yoghurt rifle and left her with a full splow necklace.

by Splowson McGraw March 08, 2004

Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle

A gentlemen's love length, with which he can go hunting on the range of two peaks. He can also go shooting on the 'Quim' battlefield.

'....while my Grandfather was stationed in India, he went walking in the nearby forest, whilst he was walking he stumbled across a fine young native lady, equipped with what he liked to call 'Two Juicy Marmadukes'. Being the man action that he was, he did what any real soldier would do in that situation. He quickly whipped out his 'Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle' and quickly gave her a good going over, leaving her like a painter's radio....'

by Emyjo Ed January 06, 2007

pump action yoghurt rifle

Word used to describe the male reproductive tool

Sean used his pump action yoghurt rifle with comparitive ease, deploying his semen all over Caitlin's face

by Dave Catmur December 02, 2003

single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle

another name for your dick,penis,cock,willy, 5th limb, 3rd leg... u get the idea

dont even go there or ill have to whip out my single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle

by mad February 28, 2005

Single Shot Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle

A penis.

I gagged her, took ten paces back, and got her square in the eye with the single shot pump action yoghurt rifle.

by Wazza2404 September 16, 2008