Definitions by Wazza2404

pissed on her kids.

A glaring look.

All I did was ask if I could borrow her minge for a wank, and she looked at me like I'd just pissed on her kids.

pissed on her kids. by Wazza2404 October 31, 2008

Single Shot Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle 

A penis.

I gagged her, took ten paces back, and got her square in the eye with the single shot pump action yoghurt rifle.

Single Shot Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle by Wazza2404 October 30, 2008

Lorry Driver's Breakfast. 

An unpleasant vagina. Cheap, greasy and you'll require a large amount of sauce before you'll go near one.

Fuck me lads, that grotter I took home last night had a minge like a Lorry Driver's Breakfast.

Lorry Driver's Breakfast. by Wazza2404 October 29, 2008