Single Shot Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle

A penis.

I gagged her, took ten paces back, and got her square in the eye with the single shot pump action yoghurt rifle.

by Wazza2404 October 30, 2008

pissed on her kids.

A glaring look.

All I did was ask if I could borrow her minge for a wank, and she looked at me like I'd just pissed on her kids.

by Wazza2404 October 31, 2008

Lorry Driver's Breakfast.

An unpleasant vagina. Cheap, greasy and you'll require a large amount of sauce before you'll go near one.

Fuck me lads, that grotter I took home last night had a minge like a Lorry Driver's Breakfast.

by Wazza2404 October 29, 2008