The Yason is a species of human that spends an entire day learning to play the guitar and masturbating when a university assignment is due. The Yason is also a virgin. The Yason is a dumb species.
Jessie: Yo Mr White, you remember the yason we came across in ABQ last week?
Walt: Yes Jessie...he never applied himself. He had so much potential *sighs*.
The most beautiful and amazing girl you will ever meet. She has an amazing voice, is smart, and is very asian. Never pass up a chance to ask out a Peilin. You won't regret it!
Dude: OMG it's Yihong!
Fam: Yeah holy crap! Yihong is so amazing. I'm gonna ask her out!