yesticles

A man whore with testicles that don't know how to say "no"
Jimmy is so conflicted about his stripper friend - his heart says "no" but his yesticles say "yes!"
by vl17 January 13, 2011
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Yesticle(s)

The Yezka version of a testicle.

When talking on the phone, and name pronouced in a wrong term end it with "esticle".
Frank: "Damn, so Yesticle(s) is carrying a disease?"

Dan: "Yah, Manus gave it to her"
by Mojohn July 29, 2009
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Yesticles

Inflated nodules of false agreement, typically found in group meetings where no one wants to be the dissenting voice.

A person who compulsively says “yes” to everything—often out of fear, confusion, or chronic need to please—without contributing any actual value.

Symbolic approval offered with zero follow-through. See also: “spineless consensus.”
“We all agreed it was a terrible idea, but the yesticles kicked in and now we’re building a blockchain-based fridge.”

“He’s just nodding along like a sentient bobblehead. Classic yesticle move.”

“Don’t confuse alignment with yesticle syndrome—they’ll ghost you the second work needs doing.”
by MC McCancel June 14, 2025
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