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Teasticles 

The sex act of a man dunking his balls in hot tea and having someone suck them.
Nothing wakes me up in the morning like some good teasticles.
Teasticles by meowlnir June 28, 2016

Yeasties 

Extremely tight jeans. They are called yeasties b/c they are bound to cause a yeast infection! ; A term originally coined to refer to women whose pants were so tight it might give them the "yeasties". It seems to be applicable to men in growing numbers these days.
"The New Boyz love to wear yeasties and that is not sexy!"
"Man those yeasties are too tight!!!"
"Would you date a man in yeasties tighter than yours?"
"Do you see that girl in them yeasties?
Yeasties by Wisdom Simone October 30, 2009

Yeasticle Berries 

Dried up yeast infection stalagmites that get caught on a womans pubic hair, and hangs there.
"Her pussy was so crusty,dirty,& hairy, that she had a yeasticle berries hanging all over it!"
Yeasticle Berries by Vinny C. July 1, 2008

Ya Yeeticles 

A phrase used when you are so happy, your testicles fall off from the excitement.
OMG I JUST GOT LAID, YA YEETICLES!

I'M SO EXCITED! YA YEETICLES!

HEAVEN IS LIVE ON TWITCH! YA YEETICLES!!
Ya Yeeticles by HEYBROHOWUDOIN August 30, 2019

yasticles 

When a male drops his pants, the female takes a step back with a surprised look and the guy says "OHHH YAA!" Afterward, girl continues to give him a blow job.
"let me suck your dick"-Girl
"Ok suck it"-Guy
(drops pants)
"Oh My GOD!"-Girl
"OHHH YAA!"-Guy
girl continues to suck him off
YASTICLES
yasticles by finalweekfun December 16, 2010

yabsticles 

Huge female breasts. Catch men's eyes, so large and full that they bounce when the female is standing still. Most famous in Hocus Pocus and Boozin Suzin.
"Gosh darn Zack those tits are bigger than normal yabos."
"You are correct Magoo they are Yabsticles!"
"Wow, I love big titties."
yabsticles by MiqTall October 18, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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