aden is a fat black haired cunt who sucks dicks and uses mar-ja-wanae wrong.he sticks it up his ass and eats cocaine.he wants so much help with getting bitches but his dick is so limp that nobody could erect it.(im about to rage)FUK THIS KID, HE NEEDS HELP, LICKING HIS ASS AND EATING DILDO CEREAL AND BARNIES CUMMIES, HE WAKES UP AND FUKS HIS CAT AND JERKS OFF TO LEMONADE STAND PORN.(I FUKING FORCED HIM TO SHOW ME HIS SAVED PORN) AND HE INNSISTS THAT HE WANTS TO BE THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS(DUH, DUH,DUH) TO CATCH THE BITCHES IS HIS REAL TEST, 50 SHADES OF GREY IS HIS CAUSE(DUH, DUH,DUH) eCH DANK WHORE TO SUCK THEIR TITS, ERECTION IS HIS LYFE,
Yemaya (Yemoja, Iamanja) is the orisha (goddess) of the ocean in Afro-Caribbean religions such as Santeria, and in many modern Pagan faiths. She is depicted as a mermaid in the ocean, or a woman in her 30s on land, where she wears flowing white clothes and blue beads. She is of mixed race, and is the particular guardian of mothers and children, and of those recovering from gender violence.
O Yemaya, Ocean Mother, bless me with wisdom and my child with safety.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.