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Yeetus to the Feetus

Oh No! ur crappy boyfriend didn't cover it up and now ur pregooooo with a baby that you dont want? but don't worry grab your handy dandy friend and let them kick u in the no-no square. oh you don't have friends? don't worry this activity is totally capable to do by yourself. just don't let your conservatives parent know.
"OH MY LORD JACOB DIDNT COVER UP AND KNOW IM FRICKEN PREGNANT"
"come here"
"what are yo-"
*kicks you know where*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thanks tho, where did you learn how to do that"
"just an old yeetus to the feetus"
Yeetus to the Feetus by kavjh,d October 28, 2020
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Yeetus To The Feetus

Yeetus to the Feetus” is when a human, or animal, kinda *yeetz* itself. It’s just a different way of saying it, but some would rather throw the Feetus. And actual Feetus .
Bro u look weird”
Yeetus to the Feetus

Yeetus to the Fetus 

Usually meaning a type of slang that youths use to define "yeet" to the fetus, a developing baby in the womb. Yeetus to the Fetus, may be used to "roast", "burn" another person. It can also be used to define a feeling of frustration, but is usually used out of context.
Person 1: "Yeetus to the Fetus!"
Person 2: "Bro, what?"

This example shows someone using the phrase out of context, as in not for an actual meaning.

Yeetus to the fetus and throw the child. 

Basically saying goodbye to this child and chucking it.
Mother: Babe, the child won't stop crying!
Father: Then say yeetus to the fetus and throw the child. *throws the creature away*

Yeetus to the Fetus 

1. Yeeting a literal child
2. Leaving youre child at an orphanage
3. Sssniperwolf slang
1. Andy was drunk, yeeted my baby sister and said "YEETUS TO THE FETUS BABAY"
2. Mom: "Riley, you know, when you were little, i left you at an orphanage, said 'yeetus to the fetus' and left you there because youre father is an asshole."
3. Sasha said "yeetus to the fetus" while watching Sssniperwolf. Im concerned.
Yeetus to the Fetus by 24k_Snowy69 December 17, 2021

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026