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Yeetus to the Feetus

Oh No! ur crappy boyfriend didn't cover it up and now ur pregooooo with a baby that you dont want? but don't worry grab your handy dandy friend and let them kick u in the no-no square. oh you don't have friends? don't worry this activity is totally capable to do by yourself. just don't let your conservatives parent know.
"OH MY LORD JACOB DIDNT COVER UP AND KNOW IM FRICKEN PREGNANT"
"come here"
"what are yo-"
*kicks you know where*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thanks tho, where did you learn how to do that"
"just an old yeetus to the feetus"
Yeetus to the Feetus by kavjh,d October 28, 2020
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Yeetus To The Feetus

“Yeetus to the Feetus” is when a human, or animal, kinda *yeetz* itself. It’s just a different way of saying it, but some would rather throw the Feetus. And actual Feetus .
“Bro u look weird”
“Yeetus to the Feetus”

Yeetus to the Fetus 

Usually meaning a type of slang that youths use to define "yeet" to the fetus, a developing baby in the womb. Yeetus to the Fetus, may be used to "roast", "burn" another person. It can also be used to define a feeling of frustration, but is usually used out of context.
Person 1: "Yeetus to the Fetus!"
Person 2: "Bro, what?"

This example shows someone using the phrase out of context, as in not for an actual meaning.

Yeetus to the fetus and throw the child. 

Basically saying goodbye to this child and chucking it.
Mother: Babe, the child won't stop crying!
Father: Then say yeetus to the fetus and throw the child. *throws the creature away*

Yeetus to the Fetus 

1. Yeeting a literal child
2. Leaving youre child at an orphanage
3. Sssniperwolf slang
1. Andy was drunk, yeeted my baby sister and said "YEETUS TO THE FETUS BABAY"
2. Mom: "Riley, you know, when you were little, i left you at an orphanage, said 'yeetus to the fetus' and left you there because youre father is an asshole."
3. Sasha said "yeetus to the fetus" while watching Sssniperwolf. Im concerned.
Yeetus to the Fetus by 24k_Snowy69 December 17, 2021
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