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Yappanology 

The academic discipline dedicated to the study of excessive talking. Those who have studied "yappanology” are considered experts in the art of endless chatter, capable of turning any conversation into a marathon of words.
Eabha: "So yeah, you know how my cat, Whiskers, totally hates water, right? But then I thought, what if I put him in a raincoat? I mean, cats don't like rain, but they like being warm, right? So, if Whiskers had a raincoat with a heating pad, he'd totally conquer his fear of puddles. Speaking of puddles, remember that one time it rained, and I stepped in one? It wasn’t even a real puddle—it was more of a philosophical puddle, you know, like, does it even count if your shoe doesn’t get wet? Like, what even is wetness? Is it just the absence of dry? But wait, wait, let me tell you about the time I tried to make a sandwich without bread! It was genius, just lettuce and cheese, but somehow, the cheese felt existentially lost without the bread. You ever think cheese has feelings?"

Joe: I see you have studied yappanology at Harvard University.
Yappanology by Ducklingscare September 26, 2024
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Guy 1: And then there was this robot that bit off some kids head in '87-
Guy 2: Man shut yo bitch ass up this aint yappology class
Guy 3: Nah he has a degree in yappology 💀💀💀
yappology by O Gui Blindao January 15, 2024
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the study on yapping

A.K.A the study on talking at a length in a irritating manner
robert wouldn’t shut the hell up

brady says “shut the hell up robert damn its like you have a phd in yappology”.

Yaponology 

So basically, yall know about yap right? Yaponology is a college / university major that a lot of people major in. Yaponology is standing not alone — but with a gang . It’s also called “ Yapanese “ or “ Yappucino “ or etc etc. Yaponology is very easy ( unless you’re an introvert that doesn’t have a life ).
“You study in YAPONOLOGY do you?” ( used if ya talk too much especially YOU KARENS!! ) or

“ I have a PHD in YAPONOLOGY “ ( used if you already know you talk too much )
Yaponology by YapperAcac123 July 30, 2025
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026