Yankshake

The act of masturbating while introducing yourself to someone, usually attractive, via shaking hands.

When I met Angelina Jolie in NYC the other day, I couldn't help but yankshake to introduce myself.

by TheOfficialDonaldTrump February 15, 2017

yankshake

The seemingly friendly yank of someone's arm in an authoritative handshake truly designed to be vigorous, demeaning and disrespectful.

John Boehner YANKS President Barack Obama in a handshake pull after #SOTU youtu.be/hgZdNL2kEbU #yankshake

by postabyte February 13, 2013