Outermingler

One who makes a valiant effort not to talk or associate with any other living thing

Me to Me: do you think I'll ever get laid?
Me back to Me: ha, funny joke. Maybe if you weren't such an outermingler

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Uuuge

The word I use to describe something too big for your puny brains to understand. Often mispronounced "huge" by stupid people

Reporter: Donald, how much money is in your bank account?

Me: it's Uuuge

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The word I use to describe something too big for your puny brains to understand. Often mispronounced "huge" by stupid people

Reporter: Donald, how much money is in your bank account?

Me: it's Uuuge

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The act of masturbating while introducing yourself to someone, usually attractive, via shaking hands.

When I met Angelina Jolie in NYC the other day, I couldn't help but yankshake to introduce myself.

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