Yankshake

The act of masturbating while introducing yourself to someone, usually attractive, via shaking hands.
When I met Angelina Jolie in NYC the other day, I couldn't help but yankshake to introduce myself.
by TheOfficialDonaldTrump February 15, 2017
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Outermingler

One who makes a valiant effort not to talk or associate with any other living thing
Me to Me: do you think I'll ever get laid?
Me back to Me: ha, funny joke. Maybe if you weren't such an outermingler
by TheOfficialDonaldTrump February 07, 2017
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Uuuge

The word I use to describe something too big for your puny brains to understand. Often mispronounced "huge" by stupid people
Reporter: Donald, how much money is in your bank account?

Me: it's Uuuge
by TheOfficialDonaldTrump February 07, 2017
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Uuuge

The word I use to describe something too big for your puny brains to understand. Often mispronounced "huge" by stupid people
Reporter: Donald, how much money is in your bank account?

Me: it's Uuuge
by TheOfficialDonaldTrump February 07, 2017
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