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Yanking off 

When one masturbates by retracting his foreskin all the way down, holding it with his thighs, and then using lube instead of the foreskin for the up and down motion.
Those that realize this action are refered to as "Yankeers".
Yanking off is commonly accompanied by eating big mac's and watching obese (refered to them as thick) doing obscene acts
Person 1: "damn, my dick is destroyed, I think I exaggerated last night."
Person 2: "what the hell did you do?"
Person 1:" I was yanking off without lube, first mistake, and then I let a mustard droplet land on my urethra, it's burning like hell."
Person 2:" maybe you should just stick to the yanking part of it"
Yanking off by anonymous July 4, 2024
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Yanking my Dick off 

another phrase for youve gotta be kidding me
You won the big game? Man you gotta be yanking my dick off
Yanking my Dick off by swooceking October 16, 2016

you got to be yanking my dick off 

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.
Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"

yacking off 

To talk incessantly for ones own personal pleasure.
Instead of work he's been yacking off all day.
yacking off by Len and Nicole July 12, 2007

yaking off 

whacking your wang bone while kayaking
the act of receiving sexual pleasure by the act of masturbation while in the midst of a kayak
Dude that last rapid totally made me yak it.

I herd you got some action from your girlfriend last night.
Ya she yaked me off, no biggy.

What are you doing fag?
uh uh yaking off duh
yaking off by Yaker July 12, 2009

yakking off 

Refers to the use of the app Yik Yak, which is basically anonymous twitter confined to a certain area; used mainly by students. Also a pun on jacking off.
People in this school are just constantly yakking off.

I yakked off yesterday in the library for an hour.
yakking off by ta2 September 20, 2014

yankin off 

to listen to the funniest American Sports podcast available on itunes!
oh my god I was yankin off last night, they were really ripping the Yankees!
yankin off by maximusuk October 30, 2011
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