Yanked It
To have “fucked something up” in a manner typically characteristic of Americans. Used exclusively in extremely rare contexts where European superiority is established. Examples include ⚽️ footy, 🏏 cricket, 🍋 🟩lime consumption, 🇪🇺 exiting, and 💬 banter.
The term is reserved to be used in the past tense, to avoid confusion with “masturbation
The term is reserved to be used in the past tense, to avoid confusion with “masturbation
Golfer: “My golfing was piss poor today, couldn’t even make par.”
Bud: “Aw jeez you Yanked It harder than Jordan Spieth.”
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Comms: “OUGHHHH Pulisic fluffed his lines and absolutely Yanked It over the crossbar!”
Comms #2: “Blimey, he’s fluffed his lines and Yanked It over the crossbar harder than Josh Sergeant.”
Bud: “Aw jeez you Yanked It harder than Jordan Spieth.”
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Comms: “OUGHHHH Pulisic fluffed his lines and absolutely Yanked It over the crossbar!”
Comms #2: “Blimey, he’s fluffed his lines and Yanked It over the crossbar harder than Josh Sergeant.”
Yanked It by broughhgouhg June 26, 2024
