To smoke enough weed before playing EAFC (FIFA) that the players on the pitch appear smaller by perception. Professional EAFC championship contenders generally agree that littolization is comparable to a matrix-like state of mind. In this state, the player becomes one with the game and gains heightened awareness of player positioning on the field, amongst other benefits.
Brough: "Hey pizzaough, wanna play prough clubs?"
Pizzough: "AAAAAAAA gimme a minute I need 2 littolize the men."
Pizzough: "AAAAAAAA gimme a minute I need 2 littolize the men."
by broughhgouhg October 31, 2023
To have “fucked something up” in a manner typically characteristic of Americans. Used exclusively in extremely rare contexts where European superiority is established. Examples include ⚽️ footy, 🏏 cricket, 🍋 🟩lime consumption, 🇪🇺 exiting, and 💬 banter.
The term is reserved to be used in the past tense, to avoid confusion with “masturbation
The term is reserved to be used in the past tense, to avoid confusion with “masturbation
Golfer: “My golfing was piss poor today, couldn’t even make par.”
Bud: “Aw jeez you Yanked It harder than Jordan Spieth.”
—————-
Comms: “OUGHHHH Pulisic fluffed his lines and absolutely Yanked It over the crossbar!”
Comms #2: “Blimey, he’s fluffed his lines and Yanked It over the crossbar harder than Josh Sergeant.”
Bud: “Aw jeez you Yanked It harder than Jordan Spieth.”
—————-
Comms: “OUGHHHH Pulisic fluffed his lines and absolutely Yanked It over the crossbar!”
Comms #2: “Blimey, he’s fluffed his lines and Yanked It over the crossbar harder than Josh Sergeant.”
by broughhgouhg June 26, 2024