Littolize

To smoke enough weed before playing EAFC (FIFA) that the players on the pitch appear smaller by perception. Professional EAFC championship contenders generally agree that littolization is comparable to a matrix-like state of mind. In this state, the player becomes one with the game and gains heightened awareness of player positioning on the field, amongst other benefits.
Brough: "Hey pizzaough, wanna play prough clubs?"
Pizzough: "AAAAAAAA gimme a minute I need 2 littolize the men."
by broughhgouhg October 31, 2023
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Yanked It

To have “fucked something up” in a manner typically characteristic of Americans. Used exclusively in extremely rare contexts where European superiority is established. Examples include ⚽️ footy, 🏏 cricket, 🍋 🟩lime consumption, 🇪🇺 exiting, and 💬 banter.

The term is reserved to be used in the past tense, to avoid confusion with “masturbation
Golfer: “My golfing was piss poor today, couldn’t even make par.”

Bud: “Aw jeez you Yanked It harder than Jordan Spieth.”

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Comms: “OUGHHHH Pulisic fluffed his lines and absolutely Yanked It over the crossbar!”

Comms #2: “Blimey, he’s fluffed his lines and Yanked It over the crossbar harder than Josh Sergeant.”
by broughhgouhg June 26, 2024
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