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Yank Job 

A very vigorous hand job. Typically dry, without lube, and rough yanking and tugging on the cock n balls.
That dirty prostitute changes $5 for a yank job.

My uncle cornered me in the trailer and gave me a yank job. He’s got touch hands.
Yank Job by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018
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Ole Chicago Yank Job 

Receiving a hand job in the 300 level of the United Center during a Blackhawks game under a glorious red sweater.
I wasn't paying at attention when Dustin Byfuglien scored his third goal of the game because the girl from Beverly I met at West End before the game was giving me the Ole Chicago Yank job in Section 310

Ole Chicago Yank Job 

After an onslaught of goals by the Chicago Blackhawks, the opposing team is forced to pull its goaltender from the game. Especially applies to playoff games.
After Michael Leighton gave up his third goal of the first period, fans at the United Center got to witness the Ole Chicago Yank Job when Flyers' Coach Peter Laviolette pulled him from the game.

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026