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Yank Job 

A very vigorous hand job. Typically dry, without lube, and rough yanking and tugging on the cock n balls.
That dirty prostitute changes $5 for a yank job.

My uncle cornered me in the trailer and gave me a yank job. He’s got touch hands.
Yank Job by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018
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Ole Chicago Yank Job 

Receiving a hand job in the 300 level of the United Center during a Blackhawks game under a glorious red sweater.
I wasn't paying at attention when Dustin Byfuglien scored his third goal of the game because the girl from Beverly I met at West End before the game was giving me the Ole Chicago Yank job in Section 310

Ole Chicago Yank Job 

After an onslaught of goals by the Chicago Blackhawks, the opposing team is forced to pull its goaltender from the game. Especially applies to playoff games.
After Michael Leighton gave up his third goal of the first period, fans at the United Center got to witness the Ole Chicago Yank Job when Flyers' Coach Peter Laviolette pulled him from the game.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026