YULEDOUCHE 

An insufferable man or woman, insistent on claiming Christmas started as a pagan holiday, every time the Christmas holiday season comes around.

Why can’t that yuledouche just leave it alone and either celebrate or choose not to celebrate?

YULEDOUCHE by Nagromnaedhcrub December 14, 2020

Yelpdouche 

A person who voraciously posts negative and particularly obnoxious reviews of businesses or organizations on rating sites such as yelp. A yelpdouche hides behind the security and anonymity of the internet and cowers if confronted in real life.

bigH8r, a notorious Yelpdouche, posted 7 whiny complaints about our business and when I asked him about it he ran out of my store

Yelpdouche by jG_ud November 19, 2009

Yule Douche

Yule Douche (yool' - doosh)
Anyone who prematurely decorates for Christmas on or before Thanksgiving thereby ruining both holidays for the observer.

Wife: "Jesus H. Christ!! Ugh!"
Husband: "What's wrong?"
Wife: "Look! The Yule Douches across the street have already setup their 50 Christmas lawn decorations and we haven't even carved the turkey yet! I hate them and there's no time left to shop and we havent even...."
Husband: "Ugh, now I have to listen to this for the next four weeks. Thanks, stupid Yule Douches!!"

Yule Douche by ItsJoeK November 25, 2009