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your cock
your cock by Dhrjsnekekdndjsn July 1, 2016
come all over your cock
Phrase used by many prostitutes/sex workers as an encouraging and motivating cheer to their current at-the-moment clientele in the hopes that the customer will hurry up and come so that their sex act can be finished and brought to a close.
Rolling her eyes as she wished she could be somewhere else besides where she was, Betsy got a hold on her urge to laugh, and with the most serious and ecstatic voice she could produce told David, "Ohhh yes, baby. I am fixing to come so hard I'm going to come all over your cock". Grinning big and proud of herself for not laughing, Betsy could hear David begin his vocalization of him coming inside her. 'Next' thought Betsy as she accidentally farted while David was still inside her.
come all over your cock by Nikki Stixx August 3, 2020
cut your cock off
cut your cock off by yorrick hunt January 30, 2008
give me your cock
give me your cock by 23dogeman23 May 22, 2020
rock out with your cock out
rock out with your cock out by Dungheap June 1, 2006
rock your cock off
rock your cock off by Handjack6969 December 26, 2017
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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