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you get that on the big jobs

A nicer way of saying "Shit happens".
random1: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

random2: you get that on the big jobs

You get that on them big jobs. 

When your workin constitution and you get it on them big jobs
You get that on them big jobs.

did you get that done in guatemala or something? 

what you say to someone who is victim to bad plasatic surgery
"did you get your boobs done in guatemala or something?"
'what?! i didn't have a boob job!"

you'll get that 

A phrase that can be said in response to pretty much anything. A good substitute for actually listening to what people say.
Jim: Dude I totally failed my math test today.
Stan: Yeah, you'll get that.
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Jim: Yo Stan, I was driving earlier and I just smoked this dog. It was pretty sad, man.
Stan: Yeah, well, you'll get that from time to time.
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Jim: Dude, Stan, I totally banged your sister earlier.

Stan: You'll get that.
Jim: Did you just hear what I said?
Stan: Yeah, man, you'll get that.
you'll get that by derka1 May 3, 2011

You can't get that from lick'n 

Something said when someone points out a stimulating and/or awkward moment.
Nikki: "Twist my nipples!"
Tony: "ok?" *twisting nipples*
Nikki: "HARDER!!!"
Tony: *Twisting harder*
Nikki: *Slaps Tony in face*
Jay: "Wow..... You can't get that from lick'n

You're gonna get that sometimes 

It is a response to any statement. Often where the person being told the statement doesn't care about it.
Tony says, "Hey Matt, I just got hit by a bus." Matt responds, "You're gonna get that sometimes"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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