YAFUD 

Acronym for "Yet Another F*cked Up Day" - means a hopeless day, a very unfortunate situation

I got by mistake a text message from my mother: "She's spending the night at friends place. We do this in her room?" YAFUD

YAFUD by iciumiciu June 18, 2010

YAUD

Short for "Yet Another Unemployed Designer". Refers to graphic designers from the dot-com boom who were laid off and never re-hired because they have no discernable skills.

After being fired from pets.com, Jenny thought her HTML layout skills would get her another six figure job. Instead, she is now a YAUD blaming brown people for the downfall of society on craigslist's message board.

YAUD by The_Ass_Munch_Troll July 4, 2007

YAFUM 

An acronym for "Yet Another Fucking Useless Meeting"

A: Hey - where you headed? Let's go to lunch!
J: YAFUM
A: Oh YAFUM - have fun ;(

Self explanatory and common in corporate America - and potentially worldwide. This is extremely common in Information Technology departments or when dealing with computers. For those who are having trouble grasping this concept please schedule a meeting right away to figure this out! Include ANYONE you think could EVER need to be involved - the bigger these meetings are the better.

YAFUM by Larry Larry Larry December 9, 2008

YAFD 

Acronym for "You're a fuckin' douchebag!"

Most properly used when texting or posting on facebook, or perhaps verbalized as "Y-A-F-D" when kids are around or in an extremely "proper" situation.

On facebook:

Jim: "Hey fb ppl, I was driving down the street after the big rain storm and came across a huge puddle. Went through it and splashed this old lady standin' on the corner! Ha ha, you shoulda seen her face!"

Billy: "Dude, you think that's funny? YAFD!"

YAFD by dookeyboy November 20, 2010

Yahudi 

Yahudi (yəhōdē) (Ihudae, Jahudae) (spelling uncertain) cf. INRI

The tribe of Judah
The Jewish People
of or pertaining to Jews

The given name of a common household sprite.
A miserly pinch-penny sprite, the keeper of the lamp.
Yahudi now lives in the refrigerator.
His purpose is to save electricity and wear and tear on the appliance bulb.
When you open the refrigerator door he reluctantly turns on the light.
When you close the refrigerator door he quickly turns it off again.
If you open the door very, very, slowly, you just might catch him asleep.

In olden times Yahudi blew out the candles. (a draught)
Beeswax candles were always expensive.

Yahudi is sometimes blamed for other inexplicable occurrences about the house.

Submitted in fond memory of my Polish uncles.

The old refrigerator still runs but Yahudi is out.
It might not be the bulb. It might be Yahudi.

Yahudi by The Twentieth Man June 18, 2012

Yahudi 

Yahudi is the persian word for Jew.
It's used as a bad word. Like cocksucker.

Why are you beating that poor man? He isn't a yahudi !

I was eating cake before dinner. My grandmother called me a yahudi.

Yahudi by Jeff Pedson the G January 13, 2009

yahudi price

"yahudi price" is a slang given to an item being sold online at an exorbitant price because of shortages in the market due to low supply or supply snagged up by scalpers and their bots. This phrase is typically used by Malaysians from a local IT forum and has been mentioned when it comes to sellers selling graphics cards and console devices

I have an extra RTX3060 ti graphics card I'm not using so, I couldn't help but sell it at yahudi prices on the forum

yahudi price by BubuKittyFrack March 19, 2021