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An acronym for "Yet Another Fucking Useless Meeting"
A: Hey - where you headed? Let's go to lunch!
J: YAFUM
A: Oh YAFUM - have fun ;(

Self explanatory and common in corporate America - and potentially worldwide. This is extremely common in Information Technology departments or when dealing with computers. For those who are having trouble grasping this concept please schedule a meeting right away to figure this out! Include ANYONE you think could EVER need to be involved - the bigger these meetings are the better.
YAFUM by Larry Larry Larry December 9, 2008
Words you can keep
yaumped is a word that replaces the action or verb in the sentence. Those of wise wisdom and the heart of a king/queen only use this word.
my mom yaumped me when I told her to shut up!

my bomb ass head made him yaumped!
yaumped by J1mmy da $lay3R October 18, 2020
Related Words
YAFUM YAFU yazum yaDUMB Yagumi yasuma yacum Yacumkah Yadumbtious yafim
hey look at that yaguman
yaguman by ounga December 12, 2022

Yacumkah 

(n)A yamakah that has been jizzed in. For the use in a practical joke.(Not to be used in real life only if the jew is seriously annoying).

(v)Yacumkah-ed. To perform a practical joke, which consists of someone jizzing in a jew's yamakah. Hopefully getting them to wear the once a simple and plain yamakah, now a yacumkah so that it sticks to their head.
Dude: "You just got yacumkahed."
Jew: "Dude wtf, now my head is all sticky."

John - "Dude this jew tried pouncing on me to get my quarter, right?"
Dan - "Yeah?"
John - "And his yamakah fell of, right?"
Dan - "Yeah?"
John - "Dude I yacumkah-ed in it."
Dan - "Dude, that's the last time that yamakah falls off!"
Yacumkah by Why you so jewish March 3, 2009
A beautiful girl , best girlfriend ever, really nice , most of the time she’s a nicotine addict or a druggie , a big freak , really gorgeous and amazing friend, gives great advice , and is super sexy and can seduce you if she wants , every guy wants her but she doesn’t want them , super chill , nobody can replace a Yarumi , she’s unique and one of the best people ever
someone: Omg You’re dating yarumi ?
another : Yes

someone: Omg yours so lucky she’s the best
yarumi by Amandaxae May 14, 2020

yalum yalum 

thats yalum yalum , and didnt appreciate it
yalum yalum by dr bashir ABDULL February 18, 2010
Yaumi is girl who cute for everyone. She also so intelligent and nobody can fight with her. The most important is don't make her angry if not you will see the monster in Yaumi
Wah,Yaumi i really like her!
What?!? Yaumi?!? please be nice with her. If not she will be a monster,friend.
yaumi by Hans Jaccob December 28, 2017
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