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Xiao ni is your obsession. Once you know about Xiao ni you will be obsessed with her. No need to even meet her. Just knowing about her and her unique, impressive personality will make you want to be at least slightly like her, but no one can be, that's why she's your obsession and will always be.
Xiao ni is beautiful in a rare way, smart, intellectual and wiser than your grandpa,

Xiao ni is dangerously attractive, if u had the chance to meet her in person, the first thing u do is dropping your jaw !
Xiao ni is heartwarming cutie-pie she's make you feel nostalgic for something you never had but feels so good .
Xiao ni is a maiden soul, in a young body with an old brain.
Xiao ni is a person that everyone wants but not everyone can have, she can be the best thing happens to u ever as long as you make her feel like your daughter.
Xiao ni is funny in a sexy way, she can make your day with her stunning smile.
Xiao ni is free spirited and open minded, She takes interest into everybody, She listens closely, and loves helping friends.
Xiao ni is a careful person who can understands u like an open book, gives u advices and makes u feel special.

Don't try to be Xiao ni you can't, there's just one
Person 1 : i know Xiao ni
Person 2 : no fuckin way, i envy you !!

Person 1 : and she's my friend btw
Person 3 : i wish I had Xiao ni in my life 💔
Xiao ni by Houssem eddine December 4, 2021
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Ni Hao, xiao haizi 

A phrase in Chinese that translates to "hello, little child"

Its uses in daily life include... Stalking Chinese children, scaring your friends and family, and satisfying yourself with the fact that you are the only person that knows its meaning

"Ni hao xiao haizi" is the romanization of the phrase. The characters for this phrase are : 你好小孩子
Creeper: Ni hao, xiao haizi...

Child: My mommy told me not to talk to strangers
Ni Hao, xiao haizi by Lichkitten March 13, 2011

Xiao ning 

Xiao ning is veryy small!!
Xiao ning by renisswag November 25, 2021

xiao ning 

Xiao Ning seems like a quiet, shy person to the people who don't know her but to his friends she is the jokester and the glue that holds them all together. Despite being shy and quiet, Xiao Ning will go out of his way to help others if they're in need. Xiao Ning has a limited amount of friends who she has carefully chosen. She is not interested in having the most friends or being the most popular. She is not afraid to break-off his friendships if she thinks it's necessary. Xiao Ning values his family more than anything, even his sibling(s) who she acts like she hates. Xiao Ning acts a bit immature among his friends, but really she is a caring person who spends a lot of time thinking about others and would happily listen to your problems and offer his help. Xiao Ning enjoys being social at times. but often she likes to spend time alone with herself to listen to music, think and reflect.
Person 1: Wow, I can't believe Xiao Ning spent 10 hours drawing for a project!
Person 2: I know, right? She is so dedicated and diligent as well as selfless.
Person 1: Xiao Ning is such a nice person.
xiao ning by cbatissohot September 22, 2022
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