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Xiao ni is your obsession. Once you know about Xiao ni you will be obsessed with her. No need to even meet her. Just knowing about her and her unique, impressive personality will make you want to be at least slightly like her, but no one can be, that's why she's your obsession and will always be.
Xiao ni is beautiful in a rare way, smart, intellectual and wiser than your grandpa,

Xiao ni is dangerously attractive, if u had the chance to meet her in person, the first thing u do is dropping your jaw !
Xiao ni is heartwarming cutie-pie she's make you feel nostalgic for something you never had but feels so good .
Xiao ni is a maiden soul, in a young body with an old brain.
Xiao ni is a person that everyone wants but not everyone can have, she can be the best thing happens to u ever as long as you make her feel like your daughter.
Xiao ni is funny in a sexy way, she can make your day with her stunning smile.
Xiao ni is free spirited and open minded, She takes interest into everybody, She listens closely, and loves helping friends.
Xiao ni is a careful person who can understands u like an open book, gives u advices and makes u feel special.

Don't try to be Xiao ni you can't, there's just one
Person 1 : i know Xiao ni
Person 2 : no fuckin way, i envy you !!

Person 1 : and she's my friend btw
Person 3 : i wish I had Xiao ni in my life 💔
Xiao ni by Houssem eddine December 4, 2021
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Ni Hao, xiao haizi 

A phrase in Chinese that translates to "hello, little child"

Its uses in daily life include... Stalking Chinese children, scaring your friends and family, and satisfying yourself with the fact that you are the only person that knows its meaning

"Ni hao xiao haizi" is the romanization of the phrase. The characters for this phrase are : 你好小孩子
Creeper: Ni hao, xiao haizi...

Child: My mommy told me not to talk to strangers

Xiao ning 

Xiao ning is veryy small!!
Xiao ning by renisswag November 25, 2021

xiao ning 

Xiao Ning seems like a quiet, shy person to the people who don't know her but to his friends she is the jokester and the glue that holds them all together. Despite being shy and quiet, Xiao Ning will go out of his way to help others if they're in need. Xiao Ning has a limited amount of friends who she has carefully chosen. She is not interested in having the most friends or being the most popular. She is not afraid to break-off his friendships if she thinks it's necessary. Xiao Ning values his family more than anything, even his sibling(s) who she acts like she hates. Xiao Ning acts a bit immature among his friends, but really she is a caring person who spends a lot of time thinking about others and would happily listen to your problems and offer his help. Xiao Ning enjoys being social at times. but often she likes to spend time alone with herself to listen to music, think and reflect.
Person 1: Wow, I can't believe Xiao Ning spent 10 hours drawing for a project!
Person 2: I know, right? She is so dedicated and diligent as well as selfless.
Person 1: Xiao Ning is such a nice person.
xiao ning by cbatissohot September 22, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026