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Someone who is both a pussyslayer and enjoys cumming on peoples beds for fun so they have to sleep on the floor. A xiao long is typically found masturbating to my little pony whilst clutching his collection of my little pony plushies. He is also an asshole who excels at making others want to commit suicide due to his offensive remarks.
Shut the fuck up ken or i'm going to chuck a xiao long all over your bed.
by brycethelittlegayfaggot September 05, 2016
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