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xereptitude
Xereptitude is where someone with xerulence compounds the effects of that condition by mis-timing their fart releases. For example, just before the office hottie (who they have been trying to catch alone by the photocopier for months) comes around the corner and walks straight into their just released cloud of gas and is forced to make a hasty retreat, eyes smarting from the awful smell thereof.
Oh man, I had one brewing so I went over to the photocopier to let it go and just as I did that stunning blonde from the 4th floor walked up to me and straight into it! She didn't hang around, that's the end of my chances there, total xereptitude!
xereptitude by Roopybabe March 18, 2014
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xxred_devil • xedredã • xeed • Xeledoian • Xerd • xerdiwphobia • XERECA • xerecrazy • Xereiki • Xereikin'
XRedstoneTechX
A youtuber with 3k subscribers right now at least.Owner of our lovely Discord Server(RedstoneTech Center)Makes Turtorials on stampylonghead's FunLand. A very nice person who likes breaking KazUwU's ears alot.
OW MY EARS
You're just like XRedstoneTechX
wow thank you
Why does KazUwU like (Not in that way) XRedstoneTechX so much!?
-DannyIsDahBomb
You're just like XRedstoneTechX
wow thank you
Why does KazUwU like (Not in that way) XRedstoneTechX so much!?
-DannyIsDahBomb
XRedstoneTechX by KazUwU March 27, 2020
XERECA
Xeledoian
Xeledoian by itsmy1stsmokebreak July 19, 2018
xerdiwphobia
Man 1: oh no! that mantis is above that duck I hope it does not jump on the duck and start riding him I have xerdiwphobia!
Man 2: Why are you randomly yelling that out loud?
Man 2: Why are you randomly yelling that out loud?
xerdiwphobia by not a furry,a fruity March 13, 2019
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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