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xereptitude 

Xereptitude is where someone with xerulence compounds the effects of that condition by mis-timing their fart releases. For example, just before the office hottie (who they have been trying to catch alone by the photocopier for months) comes around the corner and walks straight into their just released cloud of gas and is forced to make a hasty retreat, eyes smarting from the awful smell thereof.
Oh man, I had one brewing so I went over to the photocopier to let it go and just as I did that stunning blonde from the 4th floor walked up to me and straight into it! She didn't hang around, that's the end of my chances there, total xereptitude!
xereptitude by Roopybabe March 18, 2014
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xeranthemum 

a word often pronounced incorrectly.
but nonetheless a beautiful flower often given to someone to suggest an elopement.
boy: here's a beautiful xermanthimunmun *pronounced incorrectly instead of xeranthemum

girl: oh sweetheart! yes i will elope with you!!
Xerene is a rare name, as well as the person who owns it. She's beautiful, she looks kind, she will probably give you butterflies. She got that swaggyyyyy. She's cool and arff rawr rawr, but she's broke because she keeps spending her money on her cat and some books and art stuff coz she likes drawing. Introverted lol. Hate studying. Most importantly, she has lots of husbandos and she is the (il)legal wife of Na Jaemin from NCT. Yes that's all thank u.
Wow, you're Jaemin's girlfriend? You must be Xerene!
Xerene, you're so cool, hit that woah!
Xerene, give me a chikichiwchiwchikichikichiwchiw.
Xerene by Itsmeushiet June 8, 2021
Name of the most beautiful girl in the world
Dam Xerena is so beautiful
Xerena by Ballsack12:3 February 21, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026