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xereptitude 

Xereptitude is where someone with xerulence compounds the effects of that condition by mis-timing their fart releases. For example, just before the office hottie (who they have been trying to catch alone by the photocopier for months) comes around the corner and walks straight into their just released cloud of gas and is forced to make a hasty retreat, eyes smarting from the awful smell thereof.
Oh man, I had one brewing so I went over to the photocopier to let it go and just as I did that stunning blonde from the 4th floor walked up to me and straight into it! She didn't hang around, that's the end of my chances there, total xereptitude!
xereptitude by Roopybabe March 18, 2014
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xeranthemum 

a word often pronounced incorrectly.
but nonetheless a beautiful flower often given to someone to suggest an elopement.
boy: here's a beautiful xermanthimunmun *pronounced incorrectly instead of xeranthemum

girl: oh sweetheart! yes i will elope with you!!
Xerene is a rare name, as well as the person who owns it. She's beautiful, she looks kind, she will probably give you butterflies. She got that swaggyyyyy. She's cool and arff rawr rawr, but she's broke because she keeps spending her money on her cat and some books and art stuff coz she likes drawing. Introverted lol. Hate studying. Most importantly, she has lots of husbandos and she is the (il)legal wife of Na Jaemin from NCT. Yes that's all thank u.
Wow, you're Jaemin's girlfriend? You must be Xerene!
Xerene, you're so cool, hit that woah!
Xerene, give me a chikichiwchiwchikichikichiwchiw.
Xerene by Itsmeushiet June 8, 2021
Name of the most beautiful girl in the world
Dam Xerena is so beautiful
Xerena by Ballsack12:3 February 21, 2025
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