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Getting FUCKED UP. Taking on a new persona due to drinking copious amounts of booze.
That guy got absolutely Xaved at the party.
Xaved by Master Xavier September 10, 2013
Words you can keep
No words could possibly describe how cute/hot he is, totally talented with hiphop, jazz, ballet, soccer, handball, backflips off a rope and front flips too. Has got a dirty mind but reallllyy funny! Lots of friends and I mean lots. Loves the beach and getting into water sports like swimming, surfing ect.. Loves his family and friends. Loves girls checking him out, loves attention and speaking in front of an audience (always first to volunteer) Amazingly good at sports and adorably competitive! Digs girls who are good at sports! Some how steals every girls hearts who meet him and is likely to be the best bae ever!!!! So if u know a Xaver hold on to him cause these boys are very special
James: Smash or pass for Xaver?
Emily: Oh that boi but smaaaassh
James: Yeah Xaver is ligit
Xaver by Xaver Boys September 3, 2017
Related Words
Xaved xaver xaverian xaveon Xaverious xaeden xaedon xaedyn Xaked xased

Xaverian Brothers High School 

A private all boys catholic school in Westwood, Massachusetts for boys grades 7-12 where all the hot preppy boys go. If they go there they’re either hot or think they’re hot and get girls from allll the surrounding towns bc they’re all whores
Girl 1 : OMG I met this guy last night at the Xaverian football game! He’s so hot!
Girl 2 : Don’t fall for him, he has 138 other girls in his snaps. If he goes to Xaverian he’s not someone you want to fw. Xaverian Brothers High School is not where you want to find a loyal guy.
Definition „xavern“ (verb):

Die aufdringliche Umsetzung manipulativer Taktiken zum Erreichen des eigenen Ziels, ohne Rücksichtnahme auf die Bedürfnisse des sozialen Gegenübers bzw. der bewussten oder unbewussten Verdrängung dieser.
Ich will dich nicht xavern.

Tut mir leid, falls du dich gexavert fühlst.

Hör auf mich zu xavern!
xavern by Pachiko May 28, 2020
The realest nigga on this planet
"Xavean is the realest nigga ever"
xavean by LaMarcus Johnson May 27, 2021
Hey look that kid looks like an Xaver(cute).
xaver by Kooldawgsyo March 19, 2017
A male name, Xaven, pronounced Zaven, is usually a happy dude with a love of games and can get along with just about everyone in his own quirky manner. Xaven will strike up random conversations with strangers in completely tactless ways, often just so he can share his knowledge and interest in his own topic. However, Xaven will listen keenly to what the person has to say and add to the conversation when he can. Xaven has also made being annoying into an art form and often finds ways of turning simple things like grocery shopping, exercising, and watching youtube videos into hellish nightmares for anyone he dislikes or perhaps likes too much. However, Xaven will almost never use this ability and to 99% of people will be a very nice and caring person. Even for those who he does annoy they can never be truly mad because they know he is a magnificently good hearted person and will have their back when they need it. He is extremely hard working and though life often deals him a bad hand through him being in a bad financial situation or having mental difficulties he will make the best of it and become an invaluable friend, family member, and worker.
Oh my God Xaven! stop showing me pug videos when you know I hate those dogs!

Awe, thank you Xaven for doing the dishes, and all your homework without being asked.

Xaven: Hi!
random person: Hi?
Xaven: do you like dinosaurs?

random person: yeah they're pretty cool.
Xaven: yeah, my favorite is the spinosaures, because they have sharp teeth and long claws that could catch fish. and they looked like a crocodile. what is your favorite dinosaur?
random person: uh, the T rex
Xaven: yeah I like that one too!
Xaven by GeckoGeek November 24, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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