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A morbid and cynical cult. Their horrific practices are ranged from blood letting, a sadistic worship of the Bloodlord Mandokir, poison consumption, a fatal prayer of High Priestess Kek'lik, and a orgasmatic ritual of panther contact, which involves strange movements amongst the Xandis and the panther, in worship of the High Priestess Arlokk.
The Xandistary shall remain at large for their inhumane practice of ripping their bodies.
Xandis by Miyako September 19, 2008
Xandir is a character on a cartoon reality TV show parody, "Drawn Together". He's a video game parody. (I'm guessing Link from Zelda.) He's 19 and discovering his homosexuality as he joins the Drawn Together house.

And yes, he's possibly the best character on Drawn Together!
"Why is it when whenever something doesn't work, your first impulse is to eat it?"
Xandir by UnderYourBed July 28, 2005
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Xandir P. Wifflebottom 

Xandir is a stereotype of a homosexual man on the Comedy Central cartoon "Drawn Together".
He had come out of the closet in the episode "Gay Bash" from season one and has had a LOT of Gay Sex (And I mean a LOT- Huge, HUGE AMOUNTS OF IT). He's also been with Captain Hero's friend Tim Thomason (which is debatably Captain Hero in disguise), and is hurt numerous times throughout the series mainly by Captain Hero.

And, he is possibly the best character on the show.
"Oh, Fuck Me."

~Xandir P. Wifflebottom
All together he’s a great guy, he’s caring and nice but his first impression would come off as “mean” or “abrasive” but he’s really not. He could be shy and/or quiet but once he’s with his friends he’s the life of the party. He’s funny and like-able.. never loose a Xandier
Whose that kid? He seems chill
Oh him? That’s just Xandier, I heard he is
Xandier by düh August 24, 2019
The coolest person you will ever meet!! Always funny and very beautiful, best name you can have. Loving, caring, and smart. Can be short for alexandra.
"Wow, her name is Xandi? She must so awesome!"
Xandi by Bestpersonever July 29, 2012
The best character on the Comedy Central show, Drawn Together.
"Grapes are fun!" (From episode 1)
Xandir by Allegra May 7, 2005

XandiPants 

The papa daddy of all wisdom and senpai of all daddies.
XandiPants is such a legend of Thicc Sempai-ness
XandiPants by Cyka Blyat KING June 13, 2018
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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