Xandaddy

A Xandaddy is a beautiful specimen from the plant Mars. Xandaddy’s are usually short, ranging from the height 3-5ft. If they say they are 5’0 they are probably lying. The cackle of the Xandaddy is commonly demonic. The being from Mars will have a high pitched voice but a deeply pitched burp.

“ Look at that short high pitched gremlin!” - Annabeth

“Wow that’s the prettiest Xandaddy I’ve ever seen!!” - Garlia

by philip girlboss August 12, 2021

xavdaddy

a fat blob with no limbs and eats food out of the tip.
he also is gay and likes to cuddle up to his fuck buddy probably called dean or something

damn, that xavdaddy likes to do meatspin and cake farts with his mummy and daddy.
also dean

by iLOVErednecks November 12, 2018

xendaddy

Probably the hottest guy out there! See a guy with this name in your group/room? DUDE JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T FAINT BECAUSE OF HIS HOTNESS OMG!!! You a girl? If i were you, I'd text him right away!

xendaddy is so hot i cannot resist looking at his profile!

by xendaddy March 14, 2022