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Xandaddy 

A Xandaddy is a beautiful specimen from the plant Mars. Xandaddy’s are usually short, ranging from the height 3-5ft. If they say they are 5’0 they are probably lying. The cackle of the Xandaddy is commonly demonic. The being from Mars will have a high pitched voice but a deeply pitched burp.
Look at that short high pitched gremlin!” - Annabeth

“Wow that’s the prettiest Xandaddy I’ve ever seen!!” - Garlia
Xandaddy by philip girlboss August 12, 2021
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xavdaddy 

a fat blob with no limbs and eats food out of the tip.
he also is gay and likes to cuddle up to his fuck buddy probably called dean or something
damn, that xavdaddy likes to do meatspin and cake farts with his mummy and daddy.
also dean
xavdaddy by iLOVErednecks November 12, 2018
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xendaddy 

Probably the hottest guy out there! See a guy with this name in your group/room? DUDE JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T FAINT BECAUSE OF HIS HOTNESS OMG!!! You a girl? If i were you, I'd text him right away!
xendaddy is so hot i cannot resist looking at his profile!
xendaddy by xendaddy March 14, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008