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Xanaxistis 

The guy who always asks for nudes.
-Hey, do you know xanaxistis?
Xanaxistis by Asteio October 8, 2020
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xanaxistis by Anekdota October 20, 2020

xanaxistis 

see also xanaxistic

Daniel.The father of the entire community (aka daddy ).Dank greek meme page in which he uploads stolen memes mostly from facebook.Hates his job.Has an obsession with cats,so dont e v e r think about telling him sth bad about a cat,or show him a cat abusing “funny” video.He will burst into tears.His page got deleted a lot of times because of several raids that were done by fucking normies.Thats why he has like 6392 backups.Doesnt use hashtags like the other meme pages since he is private.Captions be like ‘ok’ or ‘ight’ on every single post.His original content can be found on another meme page called memegistanas.Very funny and cool guy.Vibe checked, 10/10.
Shit xanaxistis got deleted again.Stg those ugly ass mf normies.
xanaxistis by vohtheia October 29, 2019
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026