The town that drains you of your will to live until you forget your previous life and become another close-minded and unbelievably idiotic resident of Southwest VA. The hills close you in. There is no escape.

newcomer: "did you hear in the news about the upheaval in Libya?"
resident of 2 yrs: "no, i don't care about stupid stuff like that in the outside world... i live in Wytheville Virginia!"

Wytheville Virginia by thehillshaveeyes December 14, 2011

Wythenshawe

A town in Manchester, United Kingdom. We are not all little scrotes who have guns and knives, although most of us do. We have nice houses, and some of us are quite weathly, not a lot of us though. We don't go to ASDA at 9 in the morning, with our double buggies in our pajamas getting milk, although most of us do. We don't all have children at 15 and don't leave school without any GCSE's or A-Levels, most of us do though. And we don't all speak like Liam Gallagher, although..

Yeah we do speak like Liam Gallagher.
We are Mancunians, and proud.

Person 1-YES BLUDRIN HOWS IT GOIN
Person 2-SOUND SOUND FAM, WHAT IS U DOING TODAY
Person 3-WAGWAN ME BROS
Person 1-GOIN PEACOCKS IN CIVIC DEN BUYING A HAPPY MEAL
Girl 1-Ah, I'm 13, im in labour, help.
Normal Person-WELCOME TO WYTHENSHAWE.

Wythenshawe by theurbanmessenger February 17, 2013

Wythenshaw

A small, crummy town in south Manchester with high rates of ABOS. Population including chavs, pregnant teenagers, and the unfortunate people who have no choice to live there.

Plenty of greenland in the area, including a woodland no one goes through, and grass areas where people lost there homes when there was almost a tram system installed. Plenty of public transport, to take people away than bring people in. This is definetly the last outpost of crud before cheshire, although conversly, is also a warning to those entering manchester.

:Where do you come from?
;Wythenshaw, south Manchester
:Whats it like?
;You don't wanna know

Wythenshaw by Unfortunate Resident May 18, 2009

Wytho

The pluperfect way of saying y tho

Person 1: Y tho
Person 2 (an intellectual): Wytho

Wytho by yay force September 16, 2019

wythe

A tough, suptle twig of willow. Can be found on both rivers and mountain sides in North America and upon occasion in Iceland.

That wythe is one hardy, flexible piece of wood. Wythe makes a very good gate (gatekeeper) as it (he) will bend but not break.

wythe by Idahowd January 8, 2017

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026