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Wythenshaw

A small, crummy town in south Manchester with high rates of ABOS. Population including chavs, pregnant teenagers, and the unfortunate people who have no choice to live there.

Plenty of greenland in the area, including a woodland no one goes through, and grass areas where people lost there homes when there was almost a tram system installed. Plenty of public transport, to take people away than bring people in. This is definetly the last outpost of crud before cheshire, although conversly, is also a warning to those entering manchester.
:Where do you come from?
;Wythenshaw, south Manchester
:Whats it like?
;You don't wanna know
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Wythenshawe 

A town in Manchester, United Kingdom. We are not all little scrotes who have guns and knives, although most of us do. We have nice houses, and some of us are quite weathly, not a lot of us though. We don't go to ASDA at 9 in the morning, with our double buggies in our pajamas getting milk, although most of us do. We don't all have children at 15 and don't leave school without any GCSE's or A-Levels, most of us do though. And we don't all speak like Liam Gallagher, although..

Yeah we do speak like Liam Gallagher.
We are Mancunians, and proud.
Person 1-YES BLUDRIN HOWS IT GOIN
Person 2-SOUND SOUND FAM, WHAT IS U DOING TODAY
Person 3-WAGWAN ME BROS
Person 1-GOIN PEACOCKS IN CIVIC DEN BUYING A HAPPY MEAL
Girl 1-Ah, I'm 13, im in labour, help.
Normal Person-WELCOME TO WYTHENSHAWE.
Wythenshawe by theurbanmessenger February 17, 2013
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Wythenshawe 

Wythenshawe/wythy is a town in Manchester, second biggest council estate in Europe and you would not want to live there... or go or even look there, every street is a disgrace and you can smell marijuana 24/7, scallys walk around the streets looking for beef because there bored of there living as low-life's, girls loose there virginity at 13 and have a terrible attitude, most girls from here act sweet trying to hide it but trust me we know your secrets, guys try to get in any girls pants here because everyone's vulnerable around them, if I were you I would stay out of this town because the wythenshawe kids are like a firework, one little trigger like a rumour or anything small, BOOM! It all kicks off and everyone suddenly becomes involved in wythenshawe cause once again there bored, they usually target people from the "posh" areas (like timperly, altrincham, broadeith and sale etc.) because those kids are too good for them and the wythenshawe chavs don't like that, and if your reading this from wythenshawe, go fuck yourself😉
Posh kid 1: don't go to wythenshawe I heard it's full of scums and slags
Posh kid 2: I know right I accidentally got the bus 11 not realising it would take me round there and trust me, worst moment ever
Wythenshawe kid: yo what you saying batty boy*whilst smoking a spliff and holding a knife towards the posh kids*
Wythenshawe by Wythenshawe June 1, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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