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South Windsor High School 

A fairly large school where the student parking lot is made up of better and nicer cars than the facultys and the girls teams do better than the mens. The security is beyond ridiculous for a rich town school, the cafe food sucks, the spanish teachers think there actually spanish, creative wood is one of the best classes you'll take, 85% of the school body is stoned and people skip alot. students are wiggers and complain alot but it's not that bad.
student 1: Yoo watsgood
student 2: south windsor high school sucks son
student 1: yoo lets skip yo

West Windsor Plainsboro High School North 

A school in New Jersey where the only minority is freaking white people. We are rich enough to be a private school yet somehow we cannot regulate the goddam temperature in our classes. If your GPA is under a 4.0 you will be disowned, and our sports teams are comical. And if anyone from WWP High School South is reading this and shaking their head, you better shut up and sit down because the only thing different about your school is that you don’t have freaking walls.
Person 1: Yo what school do you go to
Person 2: West Windsor Plainsboro High School North
Person 1: At least u have walls

Windsor, CT 

population 27,000, considered ghetto by surrounding, wealthy, white towns but in fact has a solidly middle class population. Many of the students there think they are ghetto and walk around with their pants around their knees getting into fights in the cafeteria, speaking complete gibberish and generally trying really hard. Many of these kids actually live in Hartford and take a city bus to school. Most of the people who actually live in Windsor are quite nice, warm people.

Oldest town in CT.

Go Warriors!!
Windsor, CT not to be confused with South Windsor or Windsor Locks.
Windsor, CT by qwertyui123456 March 11, 2011

Betty Windsor 

The supposed "commoner name" of the reigning Monarch of England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland, and the Commonwealth Realms.

People who call Queen Elizabeth II "Betty Windsor" are either anti-monarchy, small-r republican, apathetic, or satirists.
English monarchist: Her Royal Highness will visit this august country of Canada in a fortnight.

American: Dude, I just go to school here. I'm not Canadian. Why should I care anyway? Betty Windsor's just a person, like anyone else.

English monarchist: How dare you sully our most Serene and Exalted Monarch of the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth Realms with a made-up commoner name!

American: Let's get real. She eats out of Tupperware every morning at breakfast.
Betty Windsor by poorbrokegradstudent December 28, 2011

Windsor Ballet 

Thinly veiled euphemism for the many strip clubs and exotic dancers in Windsor, Ontario, Canada. Occasionally shortened to ballet.
"Be sure to bring fistfuls of U.S. dollar bills. We're headed across the border to spend the evening at the Windsor Ballet."
Windsor Ballet by ChrisB-52 June 22, 2006

dutch windsor 

The act of giving a hand job while someone ties your tie or receiving one while you tie their tie
Freds dick was raw after tying the entire wedding parties ties with Dutch Windsors
dutch windsor by terminal288 June 5, 2016
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