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Windsored 

Plaintiff demanding evidence from the defendant in court.
Was embarrassing to see that Harriet windsored in the Supreme court.
Windsored by Texron July 5, 2023

wingsofredemption 

An obscenely overweight streamer who Repeatedly begs for people to support his unhealthy and depressing way of "Life". Skin is so thin a paper cut would cause his 450-pound ass to spill. So blinded by his diabetic lifestyle that he doesn't see why people hate him.

Bodily content is around 60% Wendy's chili, 20% Pepsi, 20% Banquet Meal Gravy

A slave to food.
Loves food more than himself.
Loves food more than trucks or pussy.
Jerks off to banquet meals.
"Slow down on the food there wingsofredemption."

"At least I'm thinner than wingsofredemption."
wingsofredemption by SmartyFartie October 31, 2020

wingsofredemption 

It's not his fatness that defines him, but rather the content of his character. That character is also fat.
No one consumes Wendy's Chilli like wingsofredemption.
wingsofredemption by Hernan Cortez September 25, 2019

South Windsor High School 

A fairly large school where the student parking lot is made up of better and nicer cars than the facultys and the girls teams do better than the mens. The security is beyond ridiculous for a rich town school, the cafe food sucks, the spanish teachers think there actually spanish, creative wood is one of the best classes you'll take, 85% of the school body is stoned and people skip alot. students are wiggers and complain alot but it's not that bad.
student 1: Yoo watsgood
student 2: south windsor high school sucks son
student 1: yoo lets skip yo

West Windsor Plainsboro High School North 

A school in New Jersey where the only minority is freaking white people. We are rich enough to be a private school yet somehow we cannot regulate the goddam temperature in our classes. If your GPA is under a 4.0 you will be disowned, and our sports teams are comical. And if anyone from WWP High School South is reading this and shaking their head, you better shut up and sit down because the only thing different about your school is that you don’t have freaking walls.
Person 1: Yo what school do you go to
Person 2: West Windsor Plainsboro High School North
Person 1: At least u have walls

windstream

A horrible ISP with high latency, low quality of service, and constantly dropped connections. They ranked very poorly in a February 2013 FCC broadband report with the highest land-based ping (67ms) and slowest peak-time bandwidth speeds (81% of advertised bandwidth). They bought up landlines from companies such as Altell and D&E Communications. They prey on rural areas with no other choice for a land-based broadband service. If you can avoid this ISP, do not get Windstream.
Guest: "Wow you internet is slow."
Homeowner: "Yeah, it's because we have Windstream."
windstream by zach9974 October 31, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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